Janelle Kochan

Wife, mom to two crazy boys, you know...the usual...

[Keen @keenwontmiss]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[user @user84829272]

I’ll never feel as clean as a freshly bathed toddler in a matching pj set with their wet hair brushed straight back

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you

[brooke @brookeab]

the mind of a man never ceases to amaze me

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

The fact that we got all of this in a matter of weeks?? How are we alive??

[Janelle Kochan @JanelleKochan]

@FlavorFlav Would love to take my husband who is a new Swiftie and myself who is an OG. Dec 8 is my son’s Bday and I couldn’t get tickets to any of the Canada dates though I live in Canada

[RGF @rgfray1]

Smallest Man by Dave Portnoy/Josh Richards (Zach Bryan Diss)

[Alberta Technology and Innovation @Innovation_AB]

Knowing how to stay safe online is essential—and it’s one of many topics covered in the new Alberta Digital Literacy Program.

Share this free course with friends and family who are new to being online or need a little help improving their skills.

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[vala 𖣠 @prfctromantics]

when i tell you i fucking glitched when she said brand new album LIKE THIS WAS MY REACTION

[Dyl @dhockey13]

“I think the fans don’t like your questions” - Kostin to Jim Matheson

LMAO I am dead this guy is officially my favourite

#LetsGoOilers

[DNL @OilerAnalytics]

Klim Kostin to Jim Matheson

"The fan's don't like your questions, i saw on twitter, you need to change something."

What an absolute beauty!

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Taylor Swift is directing a movie, going on a world tour, re-recording her entire discography and writing new music all at the same time while I’m winded simply from getting out of bed.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The single greatest moment of live television history

[CTV Edmonton @ctvedmonton]

Fresh supply of welders on the way to fill Alberta industry demand https://t.co/qh2gEfy238

[Janelle Kochan @JanelleKochan]

@cspotweet Facts

[Janelle Kochan @JanelleKochan]

@Ticketmaster WOW

[Janelle Kochan @JanelleKochan]

@JackieBee_16 Same thing happened to us in August after a trip to Vegas! Get better soon!

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Connor McDavid is on pace for 246 goals this season. #Oilers

[Janelle Kochan @JanelleKochan]

@Mel_17 Bryer too!

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine

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