Fuck. Mama needs a double shot of Tito’s after the night I’ve had.
Our guests left some percs under Kayleigh Jo’s pillow, and now she’s beating Little Rick with a pool stick.
If I have to pay for her rehab one more time, @SullivanDave402 can kiss his fishing trip goodbye.
Just spent the last few hours scrapbooking pictures of this young man with the hammer swinging between his thighs. So glad Dave paid for Ring premium so I could zoom in HD! #sundayfunday
@SullivanDave402 You can literally just talk to me - I’m sitting across from you on the couch. But you’re always on the damn phone watching Gutfeld and Family Guy Shorts.
After I saw him on the Ring, I gave him a call - out of curiosity - because I didn’t know they made them so big. Relax.
It was fine. Mine has more verticality. Must have been those dang hot flashes again! Never saw that obgyn you promised you would 3 months ago
Ricky is asking whats a healthy hang. I said son dont worry, youll never know it watching doorknob clips and eating dang gushers all day!
Woah! Is that a hot flash or does that kid - who they keep saying smells like “The Grinch” - have a Healthy Hang?
I need to keep watching this footage to make sure they had a good time!
I loved being a Georgia Southern TRI DELT! My first time with a woman (still think about it)!
Then I met my good Christian hubby @SullivanDave402 at a date night. I honestly didn’t find him attractive (quite average below the belt!) and rejected him twice.
Oh, how time flies!
It’s that time of year again— sorority rush season. The viral ‘RushTok’ trend is making waves once more, with some calling it proof that “America is back,” describing sorority girls as “warriors on the frontline of TikTok” pushing back on lockdown-era culture and showing renewed Gen Z patriotism.
About an hour into this Ring footage (I’m scrubbing for the good parts).
One of them is already in his underwear!
Wow, they must be a close group of friends! Talk about fellowship, devotion, and love. I wish I could find a man who is so comfortable with his body.
@SullivanDave402 Sweaty, it’s your imagination. I’m allowed to have FRIENDS. Even male ones who are taller than you, with a younger muscle tone and can lift me up like I’m a little kitten again.
Just hosted a good group of young men at the Lake House.
Excited to watch all 72 hours of Ring camera footage to see what fun (and maybe even trouble) they got into.
This is why we #host!