Dave O’Sullivan

Hartwell Hubby Here for the Hoots and Hollers!

#BITCOIN #GUTFELD

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Hearing my name being yikyaked on the podchat giving me the jitters! Havent felt like that since my youth when I was roided up, and funny enough the ladies I was seeing also were mistaking my name for my friend Bobs during Woohoo sessions. When I was free

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

I dont know shit about dick, but it seems the nuts got big fat nuts dropped on them! Ha! Just like janice used to love. When I was free

[Marcell Ozuna’s Keys @HorsecockBrock6]

@TheCLQueen He hasn’t posted in awhile, starting to get worried about him. Hope Squill didn’t peer pressure him into a drinking bender. That wicked alcoholic Squill

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Me when I realize my former airbnb tenant Will is playing Matt the sink culprit Mercer in a classic letdown spot

[Queen Clothesline @TheCLQueen]

M*tt didn’t start Wandale!? He must be taking it easy on Brunson

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

@Notsuttonthese Loser nerd

[Notsuttonthesenuts @Notsuttonthese]

This guy “Aus”, goes on the natty light podcast and the VERY NEXT DAY the government shuts down? #noticing

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

This is NOT ai, please stop commenting that

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Holy cow chat is this real??? I know ricky told me hes 0-4 but did he forfeit to stop the pain??

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Anyone else think Andrew Johnson had mad aura and drip?

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Holy cow chat is this real??? I know ricky told me hes 0-4 but did he forfeit to stop the pain??

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

@JanicesPeaches and I have grown apart, and its causing strain with our son Ricky’s ring cam obsession. Therefore, we’ve decided its best that I sleep outside for the near future and forage for myself in the backyard. Only thing getting me through the day is Bron r-wording Matt!

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

@Notsuttonthese @HorsecockBrock6 I know the Kelce doc is on Quibi. We have that available to rentora, just dont piss in our cookin pot HA!

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Janice is out of town this weekend with Ricky (another specialist appointment in Boston for his ring addiction)

Got the house to myself! Saw the ring footage boys were playing some beer games. Might play solo beer die with some Dr. Bulleit until Im cross-eyed and watch Jumanji!!

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

I know a Richard Girth piss job when I see one! Guy used to piss in the dorm kitchen sink every Friday after a Buddha Bomb. I would piss in the bike rack smoking cigs like a man.

[Janice O’Sullivan @JanicesPeaches]

Spent half the day scrubbing a weird funk out of the sink. It just won’t go away 😪

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Man I miss when Rich and I used to drink Dos Equis in college and be right on the line of offensive to the bike cos making a buck fourteen an hour. Aint that right @CoachRGirth

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Got 4 hours of sleep last night on the couch. Ricky kept waking me up saying hes coding a “new ring but in secret” I now think my son is a peepin lil rick. Before rings we had binoculars HA. Anyways im now tired and the high lifes still in my system driving to the office LOL

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

I leave you alone in the foyer for 5 minutes and you start spreading lies on the twitter app now?
That was one time on a carnival cruise after a few sangrias. I did NOT like it that much, and I had to have several follow up appointments with a doctor due to my acrylic allergy

[Janice O’Sullivan @JanicesPeaches]

This is why I try to get a finger inside Davey at least once a month! He loves the stuff.

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

My wife keeps getting late calls from a man naked Miiiikkkeee and last night I saw a man on her phone. Heres his photo. Am i ok? Is she having an unholy extramarital affair? Why does my son only go outside if “second daddy” is over when Im away??!

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

It was fine. Mine has more verticality. Must have been those dang hot flashes again! Never saw that obgyn you promised you would 3 months ago

Ricky is asking whats a healthy hang. I said son dont worry, youll never know it watching doorknob clips and eating dang gushers all day!

[Janice O’Sullivan @JanicesPeaches]

Woah! Is that a hot flash or does that kid - who they keep saying smells like “The Grinch” - have a Healthy Hang?

I need to keep watching this footage to make sure they had a good time!

[Dave O’Sullivan @SullivanDave402]

Papa O’Sullivan needs new followers! Ill do a fun prank at 10 followers. Ill lick our kitchen sink like a dog! (Janice loved that stuff anyway). I know the sinks very clean and the previous guests were devoted and tidy.

Might try to join a “how do I get my kid outside” group LOL