JanieBird

Mom first, writer, horror movie fiend, animal lover, pluviophile, night owl and all around dork and nerd.Please no dms unless about writing or mutual interests.

[JanieBird @JanieBird19]

The best conversations are at 2am

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Vroom, Vroom. Let’s get this started.

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Can’t you see I’m about to have an eyegasm from darkened bliss? Why does this feel so good?!?

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@elonmuskADO 45283

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Hiraeth: finding out that Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer the phone with “Ahoy” instead of Edison’s “Hello”

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Ululating. It’s a fun word. Say it. Like Uvula. There should be more words like this.

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I’m changing my name to smothered https://t.co/uGwhjYJOxH

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Wow, his voice hits your core. https://t.co/4n6l9nQzzE

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She gazed up at him, her eyes moving over his muscular form. “You’re beautiful.” She whispers. “The Gods must have sculpted you with their very own hands.”

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@MrDavidLeexxx My favorite.

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@intentionally You really think that they would have learned from Hillary. She did the sexist, racist, blah blah blah too and only got a book tour about her loss. But, if I had to pick between Hillary and Kamala, Hillary all the way and I can’t stand her, lol. Kamala just wasn’t ready.

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@JDVance Saw you in Asheboro, NC in August. I wasn’t too sure about you, didn’t know enough. Seeing you there motivated me to find out more and I’m proud to say you won my vote that day! Congratulations, Mr. Vice President. You have my vote for President in 2028!!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho And the crazy thing is most of them probably didn’t even vote🤣🤣🤣

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@realTrumpNewsX A

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@Shaydes_ofColor @VoteHarrisOut And he lied about being deaf to try to get out of it.

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@Tim_Walz Says the guy that’s been caught in how many lies? Your campaign is a joke.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No wonder

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

The FBI visited my house today for free speech acts they knew were not crimes.

You can see the shame on their faces.

This is the Democratic regime manifest.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The incitement to hatred and violence against President Trump by the media and leading Democrats needs to stop.

[JanieBird @JanieBird19]

@mikewwis @ZellnerLaw Everyone that believes this conspiracy of an entire town framing this guy. Now a locksmith made the key fresh? There is no way that many people, that the truthers claim are involved, could keep quiet this long. Someone would talk.