Janine The Inscrutable

Sufferer of schadenfreude. Patron Saint of black cats. Master Procrastinator. HER2+ Breast cancer. Post chemo & radiotherapy. Full of swears & random mutterings

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Eldest son got bored doing his spellings and doodled this magnificent beast. I've never been prouder as a parent 🤣🤣🤣

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@richardosman I see Ron's had an upgrade.

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@hwinkler4real OR take out the left side steps and make good the floor and wall and shove a piano there.

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@hwinkler4real I would spend my life tripping over that.

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@LouiseWalton78 You're very talented. I'm a fairly decent crocheter but seriously need to work on my knitting skills.

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@currys Funky Kong FTW 👍🏼

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@robertpopper Jealous that you get to binge it. Disappointed in the recent realisation that I'm most like Jim and not Michelle Keagan 😐

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@danny_robins Early cyberman, terrifying.

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Season finale incoming.

Pray to all that is good and holy that Chelsea, our dear sweet summer child, is safe 🙏🏼

#TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusSeason3
#TheWhiteLotus3

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@JENNIFE55690269 @meikiecakie I support this 👍🏼

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@EliteDangerous After an abortive Orange Sidewinder I actually in. Woo hoo.

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@EliteDangerous Scratch that, error code Ivory Cobra, cannot connect to adjudication server 🙄. Oh well...

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@outdoorperscrip Hair and red top are pretty on brand for @danny_robins ... Just saying...* cough *

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@BuryMarket Whenever throwback pics are posted I always zoom in to check if my Nan is there ❤️

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@Nick_Pettigrew On the weigh-all scale?

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@randolphmase Chrysler building?

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Dec 1st. As is tradition here is Nicholas was...

https://t.co/MvPuuAHsys

Ho ho ho.

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@Torin8 Same 🙁

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Look everyone, useful vagina facts. I'm tired of vagina being an embarrassing, dirty or taboo subject. Let's find out useful facts instead.

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@danny_robins Yes! Family plays A LOT. Rounds can last so long we have to reshuffle discard pile to carry on. Requires strategy & good poker face. Brutal plus card stacking rule. I've come to think of the 11 year old as 'agent of chaos' due to his style of play 😅. Most savage Uno version 👍🏼