Janis Monk

Recovering lawyer. Retired Navy JAG CAPT, Retired USCG civilian attorney, LSU alumni, wife, doxie mom, traveler

[Janis Monk @JanisMonk]

@CondonBeingReal I was there! What a great memory! Broke my heart when the team left for Utah and kept the name “Jazz.”

[Janis Monk @JanisMonk]

@Timodc Boom!💥

[Janis Monk @JanisMonk]

@NicoleLynnMary @Lane_Kiffin @drewbrees @Saints @LSUfootball You mean the family who threw a hissy fit when Eli was set to be drafted by the Chargers and insisted on the Giants trade is upset about someone choosing a perceived better opportunity? Ok

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

#LSU has no coach or AD. The Saints are the worst team in the NFL. Joe Burrow is hurt. Jayden Daniels is hurt. The Pelicans are 0-4.

Maybe YouTube TV is doing us a favor by canceling ESPN?

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Louisianans I would trust to make a football hire before Jeff Landry:

1. Justin Wilson
2. Anyone from Cash Money Records
3. The ghost of Jerry Lee Lewis
4. Theo Von
5. Britney Spears

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed because his AI video of dropping feces on the No Kings protesters backfired, and is once again making #TrumpSmellsLikeShit trend on all the social media platforms.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

[Dave Matt @davematt88]

I'm creating a MAGA escape room where they have to distinguish between the words you're, your, their, they're and there to get out of the room.

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

I would like to thank Coldplay for bringing the nation together. For a day, you fixed us.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Mark Walter, owners of the Los Angeles Dodgers. One day after the team blocked ICE from accessing the stadium, the team announced they will be donating $1 million to support immigrant families affected by the Trump Admin.

RETWEET to thank Walter for standing up to Trump!

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

In the nine years since Trump entered politics, he has never once gone into a church for anything but a photo op.

This is the man evangelicals worship.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

If you smell smoke, maybe it’s the Reichstag

[Dailey Joy @daileyjoyf]

Me: “I have a firm sleeping schedule that I strictly adhere to.”

LSU baseball all season long: “Not anymore.”

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Exactly!

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I’ll be investigating the Mexican attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.” - Kristi Noem