Rosie O'Donnell dedicates a song to Donald Trump.
Oh, Donnie boy, it's Rosie Rosie calling from Hollywood, the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Drop that Big Mac that we all know you're holding. Because my dear, I worry for you so.
Poor Donnie boy, your polls, your polls are falling.
Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew.
Your wig's a mess. Your ballroom is appalling.
And with Iran, you bit off more than you can chew.
Measles are back. Inflation is a swelling.
You post all night. You're sleeping while you work.
And what's with all this useless crap you're selling?
Hey sweetie pie, you're driving us all berserk.
But there's a way to end this drama.
It's time to use that stable genius brain.
Since we all know you'll never be Obama,
why not resign and make this country great again?
Yes, we all know you'll never be Obama.
Come on, resign and make this country great again.
MIKE JOHNSON: “If we lose the midterms, the Dems will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.”
This is actually the best case I’ve heard for voting Democrat.
A message to all sane Republicans:
He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.
He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.
He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.
He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.
He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.
He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.
He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.
He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.
His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.
He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.
His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.
He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.
He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.
It’s time to start talking.
🚨NEW: Federal Judge Leonie Brinkema has blocked Donald Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund to pay January 6th insurrectionists.
RETWEET to thank Judge Brinkema for standing up for our democracy!
STAND BY: Historic group argues at 2pm for judge to halt Trump's repainting of Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool
They'll argue: "Current cost—over $13 million—is nearly half the total budget of the replacement of the pool in 2010. The govt. itself agrees this is not routine"
BREAKING: US Senators Just put Trump’s Son-in-Law Jared Kushner under Investigation for getting Billions From Middle East While Shaping U.S. Foreign Policy
BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”