𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮♥

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[𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮♥ @JanniRosee]

At least it’s not like half your paycheck right ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I will probably end up paying over $500B in taxes, inclusive of death

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

“Enjoy your day off”

Me on my day off

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Telling people your plans can jinx it

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

May unromantic men never meet me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I wanna marry into a funcional family... when they have cookouts, game nights, holiday dinners and bday parties...I wanna be able to go get breakfast with my mother in law & go shopping with their siblings. I don't want it to be just "US" I want a family that's oriented.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

This is explicit confirmation that they’re covering for Trump for anyone who still had doubts

[chloé @cinemakiwis]

the hottest thing a man can do is be gentle

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

To be worth the inconvenience.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

same group begging for your empathy rn btw

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

They cut your health care while they build themselves a palace

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

when you realize the most ATTRACTIVE features in a man are psychological maturity,problem solving ability,emotional intelligence and his ability to provide support,protection leadership and clarity.

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots