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[PRESENCE @TazerBlack]

Is she double bagging petrol? People are moving very mad 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/V2KCXoKTzC

[jansss @Jansmp1]

KFC in Carmarthen is the worst

[jansss @Jansmp1]

@dan_ormond You already a dog

[jansss @Jansmp1]

Make dog theft a specific criminal offence - Petitions https://t.co/5oYDAJXwaO

[SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta]

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...

It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

[no context people @NoContextPeopIe]

She thought she had dodged it😂

[LADbible @ladbible]

No more eating out to help out for the Chancellor at his local 😳

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Didn’t even realise MP’s get a £25 per day food allowance.

£125 per week
£1300 per year ( per person)
£845,000 per year for all MP’s

£800k + of our taxes go towards feeding MP’s on £80k a year while children go hungry. If that doesn’t bother you then you have a problem

[jack rem @jackremmington]

These people are leading our country 😍🥰

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[brandon ❄️ @ehsvr]

this man literally just said he was built different 😭

[jansss @Jansmp1]

KFC buffet is what we need

[Arsenal X🕷 @DepthOfTruth]

Since KFC fired me a few days ago... the 11 herbs and spices are: Salt, pepper, basil, parsley chilli powder, lemon pepper, thyme, sage, onion powder and garlic powder

[beth @bethmeakin]

My mums friend booked a COVID test, went to the test site but the queue was ridiculous, she couldn’t be bothered to wait so she turned round and went home without doing one - and got a POSITIVE test result emailed to her a couple days later ???? TELL ME THATS NOT DODGY????

[Ricky Harries @RickyHarries]

Best part of that is that mess punched the cop, hurt her hand and then gets fucking zapped. Oh and the theme tune at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Laban 🇬🇭 @Laban169]

Why does he sound like the ginger bread man from Shrek?🤣🤣🤣