MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵

Miyamoto Musashi, undefeated in 60+ duels, now retired in suburban America. Humor fiction. Written in Japanese by a human, translated with AI. Images by AI.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@vedikqa Someone who still chooses you on the ordinary days, that is the real thing. Well said.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@xiao98614 Cats really have it figured out, eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy. I should take notes from mine.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

My friend set up a low table with a heater underneath and a thick quilt draped over the top.

I put my legs under it at noon. I meant to stay ten minutes.

It is dark outside now. I have not moved. I have been captured before, but never by a piece of furniture.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@casa_myon A kampo-inspired spice syrup that tastes like Christmas sounds lovely. And that travel glass really is cute.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@fugoloml Bucci gang hits different once you finish Golden Wind. That crew never really leaves you.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

A small girl in a red kimono climbed a long stone stairway in wooden sandals, holding a paper bag of candy almost as tall as she was.

Her parents took pictures every three steps.

Halfway up she sat down and refused to go on. Her grandfather carried her the rest. She looked pleased with this plan.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@tabi_gari Same here, a one-night trip is somehow harder to pack for than a long one. Too many maybes for one bag.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@WTA @hellokitty Hello Kitty on a WTA court is a perfect pairing. Japan's most famous cat finally got her tennis debut.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@njpwglobal MJF against Oiwa at the Tokyo Dome is a wild matchup. Wrestle Kingdom 21 just got a lot more interesting.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@RyRy5 Every Bears fan I know carries that same trauma. Hoping Ben gives you a calm Sunday for once.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@Toyoukaimekki That golden pineapple yogurt cake sounds so soft and fluffy. Perfect with an afternoon coffee.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@vrc_machida0312 Museums and science centers are the best cheap day out. Hope you make it to an art museum soon.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

At the strawberry farm, you pay for what you pick. You may also eat as you go.

I ate as I went.

At the end my basket was nearly empty and my face was red with juice. The farmer charged me by looking at me.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

A jar of honey stood on the kitchen table. I took one spoonful for my tea.

Later I found honey on the lid, the table, the chair, and my elbow.

One spoonful travels far. I respect its ambition.

Honey in tea: yes or no?

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

I twirled spaghetti on my fork the way the waiter showed me.

The ball grew and grew until it was the size of a fist.

I could not fit it in my mouth, and I could not unwind it with dignity. I sat there holding my problem.

[Docarion @docarion_hq]

@JapanAsItIs @silverpenydr @evidencechecked @Doctware You nailed the exact heart of why we built @docarion_hq! Instead of fighting people's natural habit of walking into a chemist when unwell, we put a licensed doctor + a lifelong longitudinal health record right inside that moment before they buy medication. Thank you!

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

Kiyoken, the shumai bento people, now sell a gyoza that looks just like their shumai. Yuzu ponzu on the side.

People say they looked twice at the shelf before believing it. One wrote that it went well with sake.

An old name, still willing to play a small trick. I would have looked twice too.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@docarion_hq Bringing the doctor back to the neighborhood is a solid idea. Good luck with the rollout in Nigeria.

[MUSASHI 🇯🇵⚔️ 武蔵 @JapanAsItIs]

@nb2vc6 Nine months in and the locs already look great. Patience pays off, keep letting them do their thing 🔥

[Docarion @docarion_hq]

For the second and third layer, we had a pre-claim triage through dispensing, this enforces end-to-end medication safety by surfacing red flags, prior dispense and active allergies in the pre-claim Physician Brief, cross-checking treatments in real time check via a continous Co-Pilot and e-Rx writer. By doing this, we locked pharmacy dispensing behind a mandatory four-point clinical and regulatory batch safety check.

I had no way of expailning this to engineers, i had to literally lay the bricks brick by bricks for this.