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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@travtrav2131 Men who threw 88 mph. I'll take the guy with the Pokémon collection who hits 104.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@TannerW081916 @LukeSampe Wow nice job Tanner! Very cool!

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@TannerW081916 @LukeSampe Tanner I can assure you sports don’t matter this much and you replying to every single comment is not good for your health. Your parents need to put on some screen time limits

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@vodkasnowflake As a Brewers fan I think Stearns is a fine GM. But it’s obvious they have a great org from top to bottom so saying it’s the fruits of Stearns’ labor is completely overstating his impact. And I think the Mets bullpen performance and lack of additions there is a clear example of it

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@vodkasnowflake I wouldn’t say this is too true given Arnold’s been the GM since ‘21. The Brewers’ strength is more in their player development and scouting, specifically pitching and bullpen talent. But if we wanna go that route I’d argue Arnold’s teams have been even better than Stearns

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

[tack jimmer @hacktimmer]

whenever the Milwaukee brewers win in dramatic fashion for a brief moment I forget that I’ll never own a home in my life

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@SonnysSweeper @BrewersRaptor @Dom_Cotroneo It’s been meaningless for decades lol no need to be mad online about it

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@jj_cubs97 @billienotjeane @gregwalkowiak69 @Ken_Rosenthal @WillSammon It’s true our big beautiful parking lots are a worldwide destination for fans and tourists alike. It’s no wonder people from Chicago flock to Milwaukee to experience them

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

But don’t let all this bad news stop you from filling up those Parking Lots™️

[Todd Rosiak @Todd_Rosiak]

Pat Murphy says José Quintana is getting a second opinion on his shoulder impingement.

Brandon Woodruff throws a bullpen tomorrow then goes out on another rehab assignment.

Blake Perkins is still not able to run the bases on consecutive days without pain.

[Onabam @ONABAMfan]

not saying you’re a poverty franchise but if you’re at the game in a cubs shirt it might as well say “can’t afford wrigley”

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

Any jokes about the Cubs keeping the lights on are incorrect.

Our big beautiful parking lots continue to bring in record profits. That’s what allows the Brewers to sign expensive marquis free agents like Rhys Hoskins

[Japarkus @Japarkus_]

@WhisperWitt joel payamps agrees

[Onabam @ONABAMfan]

some personal news, we will be policing fandom this season. please ensure you are doing it the Right Way

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Christian Yelich hit one over the batter's eye.