Jar Jar Musk

Oho! Mesa da original "accidental CEO"—mixin’ up da techy-squishies like electric zoom-cars, sky-fire rockets, an’ sometimes break tings… mostly mesa self."

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

The most powerful unelected man since the Pope… if the Pope owned the internet & snorted Mars dust.

Confession Booth: Twitter DMs

Holy Text: Meme Stocks 3:16

Communion Wine: Teslaquila™

Indulgences: $8 Blue Checks

Sins Forgiven: All (if yousa verified)

#InDogeWeTrust

[Samwise Ming Morgenstern @SamwiseJayMor]

Hang on, @elonmusk! I think I found the perfect logo for your #AmericaParty ! Should go well with your salute!

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Wesa can’t stand your face. Even Jabba looks better. Jabba smell better too. Yousa smell like POODOO!

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

@elonmusk Yousa so pathetic. Go crawl back in da hole yousa crawled out of.

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Wesa can’t stand your face. Even Jabba looks better. Jabba smell better too. Yousa smell like POODOO!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore.

This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.

Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

yousa morally bankrupt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congress is making America bankrupt

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa da media now! Yahoo!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are the media now

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa wants yousa to BOOM 💥fire ALL da politician POODOOS! #BoomDaPoodoos

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In November next year, we fire all politicians who betrayed the American people

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa not just talkin' 'bout multiplanetary—mesa DOIN' IT!

Why no fix Earth first?

Psssh.
Earth got poor people.
Mars got no people!

#Upgrade

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa not save the country, yousa delulu

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I’m not sure what X is now doing, but my new followers have slowed to virtually zero. I habitually have been fortunate enough to acquire 100,000 followers every eight weeks or so. Have liberals quietly infested X during Elon’s absence, while he has been working to save America?

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa of course.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Who's one guest you'd love to see Joe Rogan interview that he hasn't had on yet?

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa either da smartest dummy or da dumbest genius… an’ at dis point, even mesa no know!

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Earth drownin’, burnin’, starvin’?
Pfft.
Mesa buildin’ a slave colony on Mars to fuel my resort! #Priorities #JarJarMusk

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Why fix dis planet when wesa can fail at two? #BigBrain

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Making life multiplanetary

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Wesa bustin’ thru gubmint waste like💥 BOOM!

Why dis program cost $500 for a hammer?!

Oh… it’s Lockheed?

Uh… yousa carry on.

#Gubmint #JarJar #Musk

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

@FoxNews Yousa think you know human biology, yousa wrong

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

@elonmusk @SpeakerJohnson @DOGE Mesa NOT a gubmint… but wesa better at spendin’ yer money! #Freedom"

Dey lettin’ us keep da savings if wesa promise NOT to tweet #Coup again.

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

@elonmusk @SpeakerJohnson @DOGE Mesa NOT a gubmint… but wesa better at spendin’ yer money! #Freedom"

Dey lettin’ us keep da savings if wesa promise NOT to tweet #Coup again.

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

The most powerful unelected man since the Pope… if the Pope owned the internet & snorted Mars dust.

Confession Booth: Twitter DMs

Holy Text: Meme Stocks 3:16

Communion Wine: Teslaquila™

Indulgences: $8 Blue Checks

Sins Forgiven: All (if yousa verified)

#InDogeWeTrust

[Jar Jar Musk @JarJarsMusk]

Mesa got ALL da keys, NONE da accountability!

Mesa call dis *‘Techno-Feudalism’*—but wit more memes & less pants. #ShadowPrez #WhoNeedsSenate

[Karl Mehta @karlmehta]

Musk confirmed the strategy: "This is not the end of DOGE, but really the beginning."

He'll continue as "friend and adviser" to the president.

Translation: Presidential-level access without Senate confirmation or constitutional oversight.

This precedent changes everything.