Jared

This is my official Twitter account.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

@NEWSMAX When will you post real news stories?? Be better. Do better. #Newsmax

[Jared @JarRed_479]

Turkey is the extremes of all food.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

Dry noodles should try harder.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

The cowboys suck

[Jared @JarRed_479]

It’s about drive.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

Gravel is the crushed dreams of some rock.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

49 years later and the decision is flipped

[FOX16 News @FOX16News]

Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade; states can ban abortion https://t.co/EOBNuME0QD

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Forgiveness does not mean excusing.” - C.S. Lewis

[Michael P Senger @michaelpsenger]

Overview of China’s social credit system. “Hu was blacklisted. He only realized when he tried to buy a train ticket, and was told he was banned from traveling…Once you’re blacklisted, you can no longer get a bank loan, start a business, buy an apartment.”
https://t.co/qGvGkYxe9r

[Jared @JarRed_479]

‘Tis true.

[Hannah Grace @Double_Grace]

Never let anyone try and convince you that grad students aren't the worst.

They're the worst.
We're the worst.

[Jared @JarRed_479]

Wendy, do your worst.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

It’s #NationalRoastDay™
Drop the “roast me” below 👇

Oh, and don’t forget to get free medium fries with purchase, in the app.
Gotta do something with all this salt.

[CNN @CNN]

Lawrence Brooks, the oldest known living US World War II veteran, has died at 112, the National WWII Museum said. https://t.co/VdXx2Ex4zQ

[Jared @JarRed_479]

“Norwegians are notoriously bad at Spanish” We’ll miss you in 2022 @BettyMWhite

[Jared @JarRed_479]

@RandPaul How much government money did you use on making the 2021 Festivus report? Asking for a friend.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it’s there for emergencies, but he hopes he’ll never have to use it.” - C.S. Lewis

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

Sen. Rand Paul's annual "Festivus Report" reveals how much money the U.S. government wasted this year: https://t.co/uEkOD6FnCG

[Jared @JarRed_479]

@FoxNews Or maybe they’re therapy pets?

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@JimmyKimmelLive Bring back mean tweets, chowder head.