Jared

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

Based on your argument here, why don't you take your dumbass out into the forest and rustle up some fruits and veggies to eat for the next year... Tell us how that works out for ya, so long as you don't die in the first few weeks. And he doesn't have a bodybuilder "gut" that you're referring to. It's HGH, not TRT ya retard.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@Axaxia88 @joerogan explain this one!

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@USSWISCONSIN942 @philthatremains While you're at it, check out The Fall Of Ideals and listen from beginning to end. It's a top 10 Metalcore album of all time and it released almost exactly 20 years ago.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@elonmusk Tf kinda materials do you even use to catch the equivalent of a small building?? Can't be just standard rubber, metal and hydrolics...

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@ryankirbz Come to Brazil!

[Daily Cat Posts @PostofcatsX]

To beat the robot vacuum cleaner, you have to think like the robot vacuum cleaner

[Ava- I Love My USA! 🇺🇸 @WEdwarda]

@adamcarolla @ThePowersThatBe

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Spice Girls completely redubbed by a dude, is one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen!

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

No matter how tired you are after work, play with your pets. You’re their whole day.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@GamewithDave

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@RobertCFP @UniverseIce Agreed. I've had my S24 Ultra for 2 years now without ever considering this to be a thing. Most of the weight should rest on your pinky. I think Ice just has soft doughy hands. Dude needs to hit the gym or something.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@iam_s_ibrahim @UniverseIce Still have my S9+ as a back up in that beautiful prism white. Best phone I ever owned.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@bsaxxy Looks like my bedroom in college 😅

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@bsaxxy Most people don't know about Aviana, but I tell everyone to check em out. Oh, Sleeper are one of my favorites and rumored to be finally working on a new album.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@OhMyEmz I have a box full of every physical ticket I ever got from shows all the way back to like 2004. Sometimes I'm lazy and just use ticket master though 🤷

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@ryankirbz You guys were great in KC. New album's solid. Maybe give us an off album tour where you hit all the old stuff, like Deathgrip and before. I have Slave To Nothing as my chest piece for a reason! Love you guys no matter what!

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@showingteeth_ Interesting that I followed you yesterday on Insta and now you're in my feed on here. Those two apps aren't linked 🤔 Regardless, love what you're doing.

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@ryankirbz See ya in KC 💪 Wanna come say hi at the merch booth with Bob after the show like ya did back almost a decade ago 😆😉

[Jared @JaredBurnsRed]

@elonmusk I mean, not exactly a desert given the actual location 😅 That's the KC metro where I live, so like 2M+ people right there, but an actual desert would work just fine.