Jared Carl

I just happen to like bad sports teams

[The Charging Buffalo @TheChargingBUF]

Back like we never left 🥲

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Bump

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

From the bottom to the top of the Atlantic. Reverse Titanic. Ooh! Ah! Sabres on the warpath!

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Save the date: April 18, 2026 🏆

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

@voknota Been in my drafts for a while

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

From the bottom to the top of the Atlantic. Reverse Titanic. Ooh! Ah! Sabres on the warpath!

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Cheeseboards make me fart

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Buffalo Sabres hockey: redefining Rock bottom since 2011!

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Lamar Jackson Sympathizers:

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Jets will miss the playoffs for a 14th straight year, extending the longest active drought in all four major U.S. sports.

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Imagine you run a kitchen with a bunch of chefs and the reviews of the restaurant aren't great. So you go in on Monday and deliver a vote of confidence to them. Tuesday night the building fucking burns down. This is the Buffalo Sabres. It's your worst nightmare.

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

UPL needs to do something here. After a defensive effort like that just stand up and sock Power right in the face. Send a message that nobody is safe

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

I forgot about the pour soul who runs the Sabres admin account. Absolute sicko.

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

How do the people who run the Sabres broadcast every night have a pulse. Pat Kaleta looks like he's about to Epstein himself and we're 90 minutes into his first show

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Can somebody please hack into Terry's phone and change his morning alarm to the Canadiens goal horn

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

@Hayve_Dicks I don't mind Kaleta's analysis, frankly it is refreshing to see somebody on the broadcast not act like it's all sunshine and rainbows

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

How do the people who run the Sabres broadcast every night have a pulse. Pat Kaleta looks like he's about to Epstein himself and we're 90 minutes into his first show

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

Paging Terry

[Jared Carl @JaredCarl7]

@solurimike @OldTakesExposed