JaredClarkson

Same as it ever was, 24

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

@dinodylanlol You're so wrong. If you read the Fornite tie-in novels it literally says they taste like mythic goldfish's feet. Grow up.

[Mr. Floyd | 🏳️‍🌈 @Its_Mr_Floyd]

I love when Jerma starts to laugh really hard on stream, because if you took away the audio and the funny thing he's laughing to, he just looks like he's going through the greatest suffering known to man

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

The goes hard

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

@dinodylanlol

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

No Spotify, today is not a good day for radiohead or anything else that'll make me feel worse, thank you

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Neither does Spotify apparently cause the button to see the lyrics is just gone on Cocteau twins songs

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Managed to spell Cocteau perfectly today but still didn't help me understand what those fucking twins are saying

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

@satansgooch It's not a question of when

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

If I die I'm going to have a bench with my name on it built infront of the worst view imaginable, like a sewage plant or a dreary looking roundabout

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Just went to make a sandwich and the entire chunk of margarine felt out of the box in a single mass and landed on the floor.

It didn't manage to fall gracefully though and instead smeared every fucking surface on its way down.

How's your Sunday going?

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

@dizzyfuckinbaby It meant "parent, adult, spouse" haha right?

...right?

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Those were the mildest 'hot wings' I've ever had

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

I hate election week.

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Tried to tell my lecturer my name today and she thought I said Gareth. Which you know, is fair, Wales and all that.

Tried to correct her at the end by spelling out my name before she said "oh! Gared? Where's that from?"

...I think I've made things worse

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Just saw a guy walking down the street with a bouquet of flowers looking very panicked.

Usually that's a very lovely and sweet gesture...except today is the day after Valentine's Day.

Think the guy forgot it was valentine's yesterday and has some making up to do.

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Of course the fucker has to come back for valentine's

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

I don't know why the fuck this keeps happening but there is always one Fruit Fly in my room.

Never a swarm of the fuckers and if I get rid of the one another takes its place.

[JaredClarkson @JaredClarkson2]

Ah yes, the romantic day of them all

Monday ❤️

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

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