J Gage

one time I ate 9 1/2 chili dogs

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@Lanyard14 Those numbers seem a little low to me 🤔

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@JonGrube Proud of you man! That’s awesome news!

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@TheRushinRhino @JonGrube If this is a recurring issue may I suggest getting a selfie stick? I’ve heard they’re all the rage in 2014

[J Gage @JaredGager]

It’s also a bop

[J Gage @JaredGager]

If you haven’t listened to Earth by @lildickytweets you need to it’s very educational

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@joylovesdance In that case I’ll take 12 to go please

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@joylovesdance 🤷‍♀️

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@joylovesdance I may have been aware of this information and I may have decided not to disclose it with you

[J Gage @JaredGager]

Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

[J Gage @JaredGager]

Haters gonna hate
Patriots gonna...patriate?

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@TheRushinRhino @NBA2K Yes! I’ve been saying this for a while!

[lain @Lanyard14]

like if you’re fucking sick of these tweets
RT if you’re fucking sick of these tweets

trying to prove a point

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@Lanyard14 I’ll move with you

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu

[J Gage @JaredGager]

Take that
rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat that make ya booty go

[lain @Lanyard14]

is this about Ellen https://t.co/qbJoVO3a43

[lain @Lanyard14]

sitting in the hallway on a bench and I see the pregnant belly of a professor thru a door window and I’m like aww but the professor stepped forward a little and it was an old ass man . sorry sir

[J Gage @JaredGager]

@Lanyard14 Awww ❤️