Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA

Family first. Bruin class of '92. Knuckleballer. Pull cut ball flight

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Chalamet, Holland, and Pattinson all gunning to be White Boy of the Year. What a time to be alive rn

[ؘDAYA PR MANAGER @dayasouvenir]

you can tell he lived in a frat house his entire 20s cause wheres he pulling these cheating tactics from?? 😭😭

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Weekend starts early

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Whenever I drink while pissing I feel like I'm reloading while shooting and I love it

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

I mean without a doubt best superlyte is blue right?

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Just got walkedmogged. Not sure how to feel about myself rn #humpday

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Guess the Gatorade was needed that badly #helpabrotherout

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Is it really a UCLA Accounting class if there isn't 98% Asians in it? #minority

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Hello beautiful #mountainmondays

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Finally made it to a classroom. All I know is that I'm getting robbed of 68 because of a fuckass course reader

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

#hangtherefswiththeirownintestines

[John @iam_johnw]

The rams legitimately got robbed . This is a game ending interception by Bo nix .worst part is the contact on the very next play was worse than this and nothing was called

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Rams implosion

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It’s become increasingly clear that the Big Ten’s westward expansion was mainly a ploy to secure UCLA Football (4-0). The other 3 just came along on Bruin coattails.

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

@BillRTDB

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Who knew Raiders Saints would be game of the week #sitanddonothingsunday

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

@TerryBagsmith

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Drake maye is a bit plagued by heroball no?

[Barstool UCLA @StoolWestwood]

Your UCLA Bruins are ranked #23 in the Week 4 AP Poll

Thoughts? 👇

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

I'm alone and I think I'm unlovable but UCLA is 4-0 so today's a good day

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Currently

[Wade “the Camaro” Council @wadethespade87]

Nothing worse than being absolutely convinced your Tweet is gonna bang and then it ends up with 2 likes

[Jared "Haymaker" Hayes, CPA @JaredHayes2839]

Nosebleeds seats to get more immersed in fifa #cbtm