Jared Hacker

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[Jared Hacker @JaredJHacker]

The Shopping List (The Notebook parody)...Shot-for-Shot Quarantine Reboot #2! ❤️🛀🏼⛈

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@hypobifty Tony ❤️ Paul

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@hypobifty In my head it was much louder haha

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@hypobifty Wait I’m late to the watch party! I assume you mean the basement scene where I storm out. I thought I threw the book at you???

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@nyc_fireworks Liar!

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@AnnaRoisman THIS IS LIBEL!!!!

[Anna Roisman @AnnaRoisman]

the other students at #Euphoria high school

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Che Diaz’s Agent #AndJustLikeThat

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last night was lit🎉🎉 #HappyNewYear

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@ChrisTeja @AnnaRoisman SLOPPY STEAKS FOR EVERYONE

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Consider this our holiday card. We will soon become Todd & Margo at all times.

[Anna Roisman @AnnaRoisman]

why is the carpet all wet???!!! #HappyHolidays

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Oh wow I almost said the exact same thing last year 🥴 https://t.co/99VstNRvMi

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Consider this our Christmas card - From Jared & Anna / Todd & Margo

[Anna Roisman @AnnaRoisman]

“God loves you. He really really does.” -Jim Bakker & Tammy Faye Bakker #halloween2021

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LET ME LIVE THE LIFE I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!

[Anna Roisman @AnnaRoisman]

just walked in on my boyfriend leaning over the dog saying, “Spider-Man kiss!” and then he kissed him should I leave the apt

[Jigsaw Freelancers Union @JigsawUnion]

Recognizing our union is an opportunity for @JigsawProds to address rampant industry-wide exploitation. We believe Jigsaw can be a catalyst for long overdue change in nonfiction storytelling and build a more sustainable future for filmmakers.

[Jared Hacker @JaredJHacker]

Every dad in America: Ok this is the grand finale 🎇

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@jason_sweeten At least once in every social hang I’ve done I have been unable to think of the word I wanted to say mid-sentence and just had to apologize

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@jason_sweeten All caught up on Critical Role???

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@MoustacheManNYC @TheBenStadler Ooooo this photo is much better!

[Jared Hacker @JaredJHacker]

@theowallace @AnnaRoisman @YoAndyZou Its Shame starring Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan, directed by Steven McQueen. So it is art.......and porn.