Jared Kamp | Croilet Founder 🧻 $TP

Founder of Croilet (@croilet) — Community DAO on Cronos building the on-chain Shit List to expose scammers. $TP 🧻 Zero taxes • Owner renounced •

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HEARTBREAKING: #NFL HCs and GMs LAUGHED AT Darren Sproles when he measured in at the combine and was only 5-foot-6 and weighed in at 170 pounds.

Sproles called his dad: “They laughed at me”

His Dad replied: “You know what to do”

Sproles became a legend.

[Ryoshi with Knife 🔪 @ryoshiwithknife]

Flexing your rod 🎣 is the new meta #CROfam

https://t.co/GDcwzGdkfH

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The rest of the world: That animal can kill you.

Australians: He used to sit on my shoulders, he is an absolute unit and we love him

[Ski Life @powderski]

Luckiest moment ever caught on camera 🤯

[Ebisu's Bay @EbisusBay]

🎉 Today's top 3 NFT collections on @EbisusBay!

1. Wolfies (44.3K 7d vol)
2. Ryoshi Tales VIP (18.9K 7d vol)
3. Robin NFT (6.1K 7d vol)

🔥 Congrats to today's winners!

@wolfswapwolfies @EbisusBay @obsidianswap

[$DADDY | Dead Beat Dads @WhosurdaddyCRO]

Then and Now on Cronos

[Ryoshi with Knife 🔪 @ryoshiwithknife]

A new challenger enters👀
https://t.co/GDcwzGdkfH

[Jared Kamp | Croilet Founder 🧻 $TP @JaredKamp]

@HappyMotorhead I was so sure this was the right solution. I just couldn’t let it go.

[Jared Kamp | Croilet Founder 🧻 $TP @JaredKamp]

🔥 CROILET IS COOKING ON CRONOS! 🔥
Burn Liquidity. Earn $TP.
This is next-level DeFi — you swap CRO, the protocol pairs it with TP from the treasury, permanently burns the LP tokens, and pays you TP in return. Real yield. Real deflation. Real alpha.
Current stats:
• 158,989 TP in contract balance
• 1,040+ LP tokens BURNED forever
• 2,316+ CRO burned
• 64 transactions and climbing
The burn is live and the treasury is feeding the machine. If you’re on Cronos, this is one of the cleanest plays running right now.
Connect your wallet → Burn LP → Earn TP.
Who’s getting in? 👀
https://t.co/rIV3BVFwxr
#Croilet #Cronos #DeFi #TP #BurnBabyBurn

[$DADDY | Dead Beat Dads @WhosurdaddyCRO]

Everyone knows you don't go Full Robot 🤖

Auto Lineups coming to DBD Fantasy Football next season!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Little man does what he wants!

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Behold: the final boss of suburbia.

This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.

He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.

Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺

[Ryoshi with Knife 🔪 @ryoshiwithknife]

Good morning Cronos ☕️

Let’s get stupid rich 🤑

[Jared Kamp | Croilet Founder 🧻 $TP @JaredKamp]

@WhosurdaddyCRO @aidotcom @kris

[$DADDY | Dead Beat Dads @WhosurdaddyCRO]

Teamed up with #Lego last week. Did something.

Available in stores in 2069. Comes with a free 6 pack of beer 🍻

[Ryoshi with Knife 🔪 @ryoshiwithknife]

$RYOSHI is up 15% in the last 24H, while $CRO is down 1.6%

All👀 on the🔪

[Ryoshi with Knife 🔪 @ryoshiwithknife]

Putting a BOUNTY OUT

Any connection to the following two wallets:

0x27D8dd0C948D4F54C090aF0B310E86103a05D0D6 (cronos id: ryanwyatt.cro)

0x4d6451b26168104b3FfE8F55CE104168F9F5BeD2
(no cronos id)

Let's see what you got #CROfam

[The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpod]

Institutions need to be pushed to better serve people. @grahamformaine talks about the importance of building organizational power to change our politics. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

[Jared Kamp | Croilet Founder 🧻 $TP @JaredKamp]

Sticky inflation, $120+ oil, geopolitical heat, and slowing growth. #TradFi’s cracking under pressure.
Meanwhile, crypto’s wild west needs sheriffs.
Enter @croilet — Cronos’ on-chain Shit List exposing scammers in real time. Cleaner chains = real alpha in uncertain times.
Make Cronos Clean Again. $TP 🧻