Jared Kraft

Eyebrows for the highbrows

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Pickle juice is just cucumber tea

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Trolls world tour deserves a golden globe

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UPS gang wya?? 😤😤

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I literally cannot stand fedex

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Hot tubs are just carbonated baths

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Babies r so dramatic 🙄

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SILK SONIC RELEASE MORE MUSIC!!!!!!!!

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Like YEAH im tryna sport this this summer!

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K but why does the @sonicdrivein merch go hard??

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To those with loud cars - nobody thinks ur cool, ur just annoying 😘

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The firecracker chicken at panda express could steal my gucci belt and I would not even care

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Me: I need to shower
Also me: Let’s watch ear wax removal videos!

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Every time I cook chicken, I just hear @chefanneburrell screaming about salmonella in the back of my head

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Hey @instagram can you please move the activity button back to the bottom?

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@TylerMcCabe18 just sat by me :D

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@TylerMcCabe18 won’t sit by me ;(

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Okay but I’m a guy and I cannot tell you HOW MUCH it bothers me when toilet seats are left up, like I’m not tryna touch that thing if I wanna sit !!

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Any celebs wanna save a local children’s theatre nonprofit (my childhood)?

https://t.co/n0RQVWk1O6

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Netflix is just hallmark 2.0 at this point

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Pentatonix really do be out here releasing yet another Christmas album