Jared Plyler

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

@australbird I really hate that I had to cancel it this year! 😭😭😭

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

"My life is a theme night" -Gracie Carmichael

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

@dreemeedee It has the juice

[Jordan Allen @jordanCAllen11]

This better have been yelled or the queen died for nothing.

[audball @audbxll]

similar shoes, different feet

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

Ding dong the Queen is dead! Or whatever those munchkins said.

[charming hedonist 🇵🇸 @stonecoldmulder]

it’s always:
a) we don’t live in the same state
b) they are in a relationship
c) they aren’t looking for a relationship
d) they have straight up told me they don’t want me and yet i’m still crushing

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[Christian @districtlazo]

Who gave the queen a Popeyes biscuit with no drink?

[👽👽👽 @australbird]

Jared: "On Monday Chattahoochee will play. You won't know when it's coming but, it's coming"

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

I'm unmedicated. I just like to raw dog my thoughts sometimes.

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

Hey, @Charter. How about we don't sign people up for free trials of services they didn't ask for? Especially if they have to call and cancel on their own after the trial is up or else be charged for the service.

[Internuendos @internuendos]

"I had a mind conversation with a stingray." - Intern 7

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

@ashleyyclick #justbluffparkthings

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

It's statistically impossible for the customer to always be right.

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

I bless the rains down in Africa

[Jared Plyler @JaredPlyler]

Auburn, it's 4th and 18. If anyone should know to knock it down, it's you.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

The cobwebs aren't decoration so I wouldn't touch them.

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

I bless the rains down in Africa

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you