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peaked in middle school

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I was *so* close

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

These NYT headlines are two days apart.

🇷🇺: Occupies 🇮🇱: Holds

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Aging gracefully this, aging gracefully that. Girl, I work in medical aesthetics. She gets quarterly Botox and an annual syringe. WHAT ABOUT IT?

[People For the American Way @peoplefor]

If you’re charged with rape and human trafficking, Trump personally helps bring you back to the US.

If you’re a working-class father of three charged with no crime, Trump says it’s not “up to” him.

[megan @rachsdaya]

me liking every tweet supporting rachel zegler

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[audball @audbxll]

She really was that girl.

[Not Me . @nouzashion]

@Memeulous my love 🩷

[audball @audbxll]

“That woman” is literally Nicole Kidman

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

i just think we should kiss. and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. but that's just me

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 That last one will have your valuables tossed so fast 😂 we had a celebrity stylist who put designer jewelry in a cup at the hotel I worked for, and she filed a police report against our housekeepers as if they didn’t just throw out what looked like a used coffee cop. Stupid.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

I’m freezing… your rent as the next mayor of New York City.

Let’s plunge into the details.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Get a cat wheel so your cat will exercise they said

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@chanceposts That looks absolutely bangin

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@RenaisRomanus @GoosHofstee @memilies @xasstrid I love kojic acid and vitamin a personally! Also, that CO2 resurfacing laser I talked about is really good for pigment issues! Using a vitamin C serum under your sunscreen each day is great too! It’s a great way to layer and protect from more pigment :)

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@RenaisRomanus @GoosHofstee @memilies @xasstrid Okay I’m doing 3 lol. Microderm has instant results, but it’s more of a deep clean whereas microneedling can actually resolve texture issues over time since it’s telling your collagen to GET. TO. WORK. TLDR, home stuff is maintenance. If you can afford reg treatments, do that.

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@RenaisRomanus @GoosHofstee @memilies @xasstrid Microderm is fine, but microneedling is definitely more effective in terms of texture issues like acne scarring. I’ve done both and the result from microderm is great, but you’d need to do it a lot more often to see results. Microneedling a few times over a few months is better.

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this is literally all I want out of a relationship

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

my parents are nowhere to be seen but i know they had their coffee together