(ʞuɐʍ) just jared

[(ʞuɐʍ) just jared @JareddP94]

in full swing..

[(ʞuɐʍ) just jared @JareddP94]

when you start feeling a bit of a chill before summer officially comes to an end...

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside

*45 minutes later*

She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

[(ʞuɐʍ) just jared @JareddP94]

as the years go by, mall Santa’s start becoming less and less believable..
when will I be the fat man dressed in the suit?
soon maybe.

[Shadow @DontRespondToMe]

Baby giraffes when they're born

[The PAWG Lebowski @ARealDracula]

This would fucking suck!

[Andy ✨ @AndyDO_]

This is objectively one of the funniest jokes/ gags ever told on film

[(ʞuɐʍ) just jared @JareddP94]

the problem with being someone who “stays hydrated” is driving around with 34 empty water bottles permanently bashing against one another…

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

just remembered this scene from lion king and how it had me thinking that maybe bugs taste good

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Thomas the Tank Engine is the most stressful kids show ever. Alway some bullshit drama on the tracks. Nothing ever goes smoothly on that fucken island. Derailed trains, cargo spills, broken trains, it’s a fucken nightmare. Fuck this show.

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

I WILL NEVER REMEMBER TO BRING A BAG FOR WOOLIES

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

Spiderman: No Way Home

[(ʞuɐʍ) just jared @JareddP94]

white people can’t say Qgeberha but have the confidence to order an Açai bowl..

I can’t do either of those things..

[black ginger ✨ @ryanswilders]

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Me at the bar watching my dik gesuip brasse while they don’t know I’m about to stiek uit back with 14 sambucas

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well