Andy Field

1 of the UK's top 50 tall, white, glasses-wearing, male stand up comedians.
Listen to my podcast (ofc I have a podcast) @gr8podcongrats

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside

*45 minutes later*

She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

[Joke & Mirrors Comedy Club @bunchofjapes]

Live Comedy this Monday Night with Headliner Andy from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Support from Alfie Dundas, David Jeffries and Kate McGann!

*****- Voice Mag

****- The Skinny

****- Broadway Baby

****- Fest

****- Ed Fest Mag

Tickets £7 https://t.co/ZASviVxpjp

[Joke & Mirrors Comedy Club @bunchofjapes]

Next Weeks Joke & Mirrors Headliner is the fantastic Andy Field!

Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann!

Tickets from £7pp at https://t.co/ZASviVxpjp

[Alexander Bennett @AlexyBennett]

Tomorrow night @CamdenComedy see @JozNorris @LouTaylorTrash @andyfieldhello @BenWPope @alexbertanades and John-Luke Roberts trying new material!

https://t.co/2updsC3VuI

[3PickupMusicMan @3PickupMusicMan]

Tom Jones sits in with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and cranks up "Long Time Gone" to eleven. You’ll never hear a more rockin’ version.

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

World reknown super chef @sxckiki takes a break from Swingin Dick’s Big Fat Hog Kitchen to tell us about his top spots to nosh hot peng grubber. WICKED! #TopGrub #Food #Inheritance

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

I like to eat chicken with skin on. If I didn't have any skin on I'd be too busy screaming in pain to eat much of anything

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

When god closes a door, he opens a window, to help with the air flow, because heaven has damp from all the clouds

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Undertaker? I hardly Genoa

[Genoa CFC @GenoaCFC]

GENOA CFC x UNDERTAKER

⚫️🍯

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Didn't realise my dad knew about fesshole

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I don't find any jokes funny whatsoever. But I want to. For 26 years now I have been travelling the country to go to various comedy shows of both famous and lesser known comedians. To date, none of them have made me laugh.

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

If you took Cole Palmer's nose he'd get upset and ask for it back

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

The real Gary Barlow's massive son is the friends we've made along the way

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Feels like such a strange time to be doing stand up comedy, but the show must go on!

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

I'm seeing a ridiculous amount of jokes about Gary Barlow's massive son, and I just want to thank everyone, I'm really enjoying them, he's such a big boy isn't he

[Nic @cutter_nut]

What do you mean you’re Gandalf with big naturals

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

I'm trying to get a Swiss former Arsenal player to post me a figurine of my least favourite character from Friends

Philippe Senderos?

I sure hope he will!

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

@thetedhill Oh shit yeah

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Last time I was in America I took a greyhound from New York to Boston

Lovely dog, hope he got back ok