JARK

People ask when I'm gonna have kids and I'm like woah slow down I'm not even Grand Champ in Rocket League yet

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

Ope

[ESIC @ESIC_Official]

ESIC opens inquiry into historical spectator bug exploitation.

Investigation will examine 25,000 hours of demo footage dating back to 2016.

Michael Slowinski & Steve Dudenhoeffer to be contracted into investigation project.

Read: https://t.co/F0I13h1aGq

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

I've been thinking about getting on a skateboard since roughly middle school and I FINALLY ordered one and I'm PUMPED TO LEARN NEW THINGS

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

"We've lost the street. There is nothing we can do at this point."

People parking their cars in the street to join the protest.

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@feel_the_ennui

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@katymort_

[Omaha Public Library @OmahaLibrary]

Alright @mahafestival-goers, how fantastic were @jennylewis & @lizzo? Don't forget that specialist Elly Roberts compiled great Read-a-Likes for both artists, which you can read on the OPL blog at https://t.co/SIGAfjQeLT! Browse and place holds today! #OmahaLibrary

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

I just got invisalign and took them off in front of my cat. From the look on his face I think he believes that I'm an alien body double but my clone still give the same amount of neck scritches so it's cool.

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

Having a permanent tooth pulled while conscious is the weirdest experience, and then they just send you on your way with a couple extra strength ibuprofen like nothing happened and somehow it doesn't hurt at all???? HOW IS IT THE LEAST PAINFUL OF DENTAL PROCEDURES

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@liopleurodelly

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@TYScientist I will smother myself in #extremelyattractive #creamco #cream to get my vinyls and #creamsigned #creamscore a day early #creamlove

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@TYScientist

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

T O M M O N D A
F R E T L E S S

[Thank You Scientist @TYScientist]

Our first music video is finally here. #Terraformer https://t.co/JyFVSeD8v0

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@liopleurodelly @katymort_

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

A lil drunk w/ seesters and Cody in coz and Hannibal Buress shows up for karaoke??? Am in confusion pls halp

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

If you're not taking college seriously, why tf are you throwing your money away and impeding other people's education.

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

Can anyone explain why college students purposefully try to get professors on tangents and off topic? Like if you hate the class it'll be over sooner if you don't, and you'll do better on exams bc everyone knows you didn't even bother to see if there was a textbook.

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

My doctor didn't tell me that my concussion would also give me his quality of handwriting

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

From my mom: "MAMA NEEDS A NEW SHORT SWORD" #dnd

[JARK @Jark_Robbeats]

@ZachTinglan ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤