@JWPascale Omg I will send you a Spotify playlist. So many good songs about so many kinds of love. Also lmk if you're on discord. I'm in a very cute mixtape club that I think you'd love.
This is so weird because sergeant majors are so aggressively territorial. Like, one bit me on the forehead once. Least likely fish to be anybody's best friend.
@jbrancha Yes! I magically found yellow in a divey liquor store in Durango last year. Seems like the situation is ripe for a champagne/sparkling wine arrangement.
No fewer than 6 of them, all independently, looked at me like I was an alien and asked me when I changed my hair.
I dyed my hair purple THREE YEARS AGO and have lazily kept it up since.
Yesterday I was on a work trip with 8 of my coworkers. I'm the only person in our office who is officially hybrid (g'bless) but I *am* in the office twice a week and we all live on Teams, so these people see me REGULARLY.
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@liopleurodelly @daveyjames22 @tracy_haas @champenstein69 I don't remember exactly where we were, but the building that we were sleeping in had a room called 'spiritual goulash' and that alone is burned into my brain.
โLetโs get this show on the road!โ from different languages:
5. Letโs pick up our hammers! (Bulgarian)
4. Letโs saddle the chickens! (German)
3. Letโs go bedbugs, the bedโs on fire! (Finnish)
2. On with the butter! (Icelandic)
1. Forward with the goat! (Flemish)
This just in: overheard a late-teen in an airport Mexican restaurant order a glass of 'white' milk and then argue with their parent about whether a dish was chips or nachos. They definitely DO NOT know the difference.
The kids are not alright? Hopefully just this one.