Jarl Balgruuf

Jarl of Whiterun Hold

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@camdencombat As stated above. That is not a new concept.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

$float is a temu claude code version of stonk.

Coins launching with a 20k market cap and a higher bonding curve isn’t something new lol.

Instead of aping every new slop pad, just start playing the stonk eco. Im fairly confident a few memes will flip $stonk itself.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@StonkPosting No fud I love the meme, but you can dodge the fees by opening a side pool.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

Here is a list of semi-popular $stonk coins that have the old fee structure. Meaning side pools can be opened allowing people to dodge the tax.

$fries (xStocks)
$uranus (xStocks)
$clawd (PreStocks)
$claude (PreStocks)
$WARCAT (PreStocks)
$insidoor (PreStocks)
$froge (Tessera)
$YES (Tessera)
$BET (Tessera)
$GOBLINCOIN (Tessera)
$GTA6 (Sunrise/Backpack)
$Clanker (Sunrise/Backpack)
$ubi (Currencies)
$USDC (Currencies)
$MANLET (Custom)

I’m sure I missed some. But this can verified on https://t.co/AylT4bmV0I. Look under holder rewards for “85% of every trading fee on this 4% pool goes to *insert ticker* holders in xyz, pro rata. About 2.5% covers network and operating costs.”

Lastly, the new fee structure taxes transfers. So regardless of which LP they flow through, if the coins leave one address for another they get taxed, unavoidable.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

You have to treat stonks as longs on the underlying asset.

A funny ticker or clever pair combination alone won’t cut it.

The game is harder than ever and requires more than funny ticker wagmi bullshit.

If the underlying asset is structurally/fundamentally bearish, don’t bid those pairs.

I believe $stonk and coins in its eco will go to unbelievably high levels. But treating them like memes from 23-24 is a losing strategy.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@ThePhunky1 @bitcoinconfams @BTCbuythecat The 🐐

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@Mapago9 Crypto

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@Telhas_ Banga dude

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@0xLelouch @PreStocks @sunrise Yes

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

Here is a list of semi-popular $stonk coins that have the old fee structure. Meaning side pools can be opened allowing people to dodge the tax.

$fries (xStocks)
$uranus (xStocks)
$clawd (PreStocks)
$claude (PreStocks)
$WARCAT (PreStocks)
$insidoor (PreStocks)
$froge (Tessera)
$YES (Tessera)
$BET (Tessera)
$GOBLINCOIN (Tessera)
$GTA6 (Sunrise/Backpack)
$Clanker (Sunrise/Backpack)
$ubi (Currencies)
$USDC (Currencies)
$MANLET (Custom)

I’m sure I missed some. But this can verified on https://t.co/AylT4bmV0I. Look under holder rewards for “85% of every trading fee on this 4% pool goes to *insert ticker* holders in xyz, pro rata. About 2.5% covers network and operating costs.”

Lastly, the new fee structure taxes transfers. So regardless of which LP they flow through, if the coins leave one address for another they get taxed, unavoidable.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@pingucharts @rocketgirlART Idk how we just allow this behavior collectively

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@MoonCake1738 phish type beat

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@wallstreetbets

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@bobdotjpg Ur right I missed the biggest one lol

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@UdyHighs @LFilistin What’s the deal with this?

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@saylor @Strategy haMSTR ran for par

[Telhas @Telhas_]

You just got Phished. solana:3rLbP63g74ugwqpwqTpwsELmRkQR9wnR2fv5mhtGHNZi

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

$haMSTR is a new leverage instrument that pays $STRCx (tokenized STRC issued by @xStocksFi). And STRCx is eligible for daily dividends.

The haMSTR yield comes from a 1% transfer tax imbedded in the token contract. The leverage I mentioned is $haMSTR itself. It’s a fixed supply token paired against STRCx. The reason to buy haMSTR is to express bullishness on @Strategy in an even more aggressive form than $MSTR while passively increasing your $STRC stack.

I think it’s cool idea that can help market @Strategy to younger generations as well as market onchain capabilities to older ones.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

@89_primo

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

$PHISH

No socials. $XMR rewards.

[Jarl Balgruuf @JarlBalgruuf__]

solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod is a new leverage instrument that pays $STRCx (tokenized STRC issued by @xStocksFi). And STRCx is eligible for daily dividends.

The haMSTR yield comes from a 1% transfer tax imbedded in the token contract. The leverage I mentioned is $haMSTR itself. It’s a fixed supply token paired against $STRC. The reason to buy haMSTR is to express bullishness on @Strategy in an even more aggressive form than $MSTR while passively increasing your STRC stack.

Sorry for the shill. I just think it’s cool idea that can help market @Strategy to younger generations as well as market onchain capabilities to older ones.