Jarrad

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Coming in the house off a three day bender, trying to save my relationship but also keeping it real with my wife…

[Max @the_art_of_7]

Beating Arsenal Black and Blue

[Henry Swain @henryswainjourn]

americans have discovered pre drinks

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

Beckham's goal against Zidane's Madrid

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I love this club ❤️

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Harry Maguire with a MASSIVE header to send the away end wild! 😱

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

Gyokores or Sesko for £20m next summer is actually going to be a very tough decision for Fenerbahce.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Manchester United knew they needed a goalkeeper, signed Senne Lammens & yet almost a month later he is sitting on the bench while the struggles continue.

Kobbie Mainoo offers a point of difference in midfield, but the club's best creator in Bruno Fernandes is shoehorned into a role that minimises his best skills.

Leny Yoro is the club's most complete defender, yet sits on the bench while the back three struggles for speed & gives up goals that are easily preventable.

The players are not free of blame. The mistakes they make are sometimes unfathomable, but Ruben Amorim does not place them in positions to succeed.

Why adjustments aren't being made to suit the squad that's being built & the league you're in. If you don't have everything you need, adapt to what you do have.

[karel @karelprince_]

I wasted 180 minutes of my life for an open and shut case😭😭🧾

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Jamie Redknapp on Benjamin Šeško:

"The way the world is now, everyone wants things instantly. If you go back to Thierry Henry, he scored in his ninth game - eight games and he couldn't score - imagine if he was in this era now. He [Šeško] needs time and better service."

[cants @cantseyy]

Why does The Rock look like a tortoise that's won the euromillions

[AC @ACDAFC]

Good luck with your results tomorrow big man.

[Corri @FPLCorrigan]

Margaret the former Man United tea lady seeing them buy Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko and Baleba

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Man United could be about to pay £112m for Carlos Baleba. Those dinnerladies must've been getting paid an absolute fortune.

[🇸🇳🇩🇿🇫🇲🇲🇽🇧🇸🇧🇼🇪🇸🇰🇭🇨🇳🇯🇵🇵🇦🇵🇸 @lbzyyyy]

cbbc, citv and pop tv used to feed us broke ngas back in the day

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Benjamin Šeško to Manchester United, here we go! 🔴

Agreement club to club reached with RB Leipzig for €76.5m plus €8.5m add-ons.

Šeško agreed terms until 2030.

Šeško made clear on Tuesday that he wanted #MUFC, deal now reality.

New striker for Amorim 🇸🇮

[J @JMHLtr]

RIP big man

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Browningtons @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date