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[Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson]

O Captain. My Captain.

[Jas @JasForbes]

Spider-Man 2 Platinum trophy in the bag.
Damn that was a good game!
Stupidly good story, and I demand a sequel.
#SpiderMan2PS5 #PS5Share #PlatinumTrophy

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Thank you,
Sam Houser

[Jas @JasForbes]

Ah this one really sucks.
Always sad when someone leaves us that early but Matthew Perry was on my screen during the formative years & brought many a smile to my face.
He battled many demons throughout his life but seemed to be back on course. He will be missed.
#RIPMatthewPerry

[Jas @JasForbes]

The current state of YouTube, the poor billion dollar company.

[Jas @JasForbes]

"Lawyers for Miller, 53, believe the jail term is too long"

20 years, for what this animal did? Too long?
Get fucked. This scum should be in jail for the rest of his miserable existence. Under no circumstances should this sentence be reduced.

https://t.co/bkH1TemERS

[Jas @JasForbes]

Random Mobile: Is this James Robinson?

Me: No, you've got the wrong number

Random Mobile: James Robinson?

Me: No... You have the wrong number

Random Mobile: Can I speak to James Robinson?

Me: Sure, that's me, what's this about?

Random Mobile: Oh my god *hangs up*

[LTA @the_LTA]

"That was for you, Gran" ❤️

What an incredible performance from Sir @andy_murray given the circumstances 👏

[Jas @JasForbes]

Another Platinum in the bag.
Absolutely f**k that King Hrólf boss fight, get in the sea. I beat him on medium difficultly... can't even fathom those attempting it on the hardest mode... way more patience than me.
#GodOfWarRagnarok
#PS5Share
#PlatinumTrophy

[Jas @JasForbes]

36 is absolutely no age to go. A one of kind mind for the business and would have had a promising future after wrestling. Thoughts are with his family.
#RIPBrayWyatt

https://t.co/EG9hJL0TGI

[Jas @JasForbes]

Real heroes, dropping the case that shouldn't have taken 8 officers to arrest a teenager for a nothing comment.
Some new training and a spate of firings needed, methinks.
#LesbianNana

[West Yorkshire Police @WestYorksPolice]

Please see our update in relation to the arrest of a girl in Leeds on Monday.
https://t.co/WWN4ZzZb2a

[Jas @JasForbes]

Twitter ("X"), please show me a picture of someone with such a fragile ego they feel the need to get seven supposedly trained colleagues to arrest an autistic teenager on the basis of an offhand comment about the similarities in looks to someone's relative. Thanks. #LesbianNana

[Jas @JasForbes]

You shut your damn whore mouth!
#StarTrek

[Jas @JasForbes]

Just an insane amount of talent in one human being.
#Djokovic #Wimbledon

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

No problem for Novak 😤

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

First set, Djokovic. 💪

#Wimbledon

[Jas @JasForbes]

Did you figure out the point of my tweet in the first place yet...?

[Fact Blue🦋 @FlipBlue2026]

Did you figure out the 2023 poster yet?

[Jas @JasForbes]

Imagine having so little joy in your life, being so overtly miserable that you actively make complaints to your council about the colour of someone else's front door.
Two things.
1. If you don't like it, don't look.
2. Get a f*cking hobby.

https://t.co/lkucmIQhuO

[Jas @JasForbes]

Yet another f**k up delivery from #Evri.
Apparently, "bad weather" stopped my parcel being delivered. Looking out the window at sunshine as I type this.
Also, they're attempting to deliver it to a random ParcelShop?
How is a company this bad allowed to stay in business?!

[Jas @JasForbes]

@lavern_spicer This you?