Jas 🇺🇸 🐘

I enjoy posting @TheNewSEC. #RollTide

[Jas 🇺🇸 🐘 @Jashack]

"That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most." - Up #Pixar @DisneyPixar

[Lex Luthor @LuthorCorp1]

Apparently Alabama’s offensive strategy this season is just 1980s Hulk Hogan.

Get the absolute hell beat out of you for the first half… then suddenly stop feeling pain, start shaking, wag the finger…

☝️ “NO, BROTHER!”.…and proceed to beat the brakes off everybody.
#RollTide

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Welp. Time to fetch my bathing toaster

[autumn ✨🌊 @sunsetsaltair]

in case anyone’s wondering who was evicted tonight #bb28

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

SEC needed a win against LSU and naturally turned to Alabama

[Jordan D. Hill @JordanDavisHill]

TIRED: No fall weddings

WIRED: No fall funerals

[Jas 🇺🇸 🐘 @Jashack]

Oh!? #PokemonGOApp #PokemonGO #shinypokemon #Lego

[Rocket City Trash Pandas @trashpandas]

YOU ASKED, WE LISTENED! JIMOTHY NIGHT IS COMING TO TOYOTA FIELD ON AUGUST 4!

The night will feature a pregame Raccoon Parade for anyone who dresses up as a raccoon, specialty food & drink served out of trash cans, AND a Jimothy mask giveaway to the first 200 kids!

GET TIX: https://t.co/Jz9XNo2MHB

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Brandon Gaudin @BrandonGaudin]

This is one of the coolest things I can recall seeing live at a baseball game

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

There’s an eagle flying around the stadium

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

What terrifies me about this attempted beheading is the potential backlash against peaceful beheaders.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"

Uh… don't murder?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: UK Police release bodycam footage of Henry Nowak’s arrest and m*rder

You can see Henry struggle to breathe as he tries to tell the officers he was stabbed. They dismiss his pleas, cuff him, then read him his rights as he's dying in front of them.

These officers belong in prison!

[Jas 🇺🇸 🐘 @Jashack]

I was there when The Sandlot was played in Hoover! #SECTournament

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The White House shooter has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best

"Best," which is a misleading last name, had previously attempted to INFILTRATE the White House MULTIPLE times, per USSS

He's now at the coroner's office in a bag.

Good riddance.

[Dr. Interracial 🇺🇸 @billysandytodd]

Alabama democrats voted for the white guy not the 2 blacks.
Jim Crow 2.0 ✊🏾
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jas 🇺🇸 🐘 @Jashack]

@Micah_CBC @SECbaseball @CollegeBaseCNT Roll Tide! Med

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: