Jason Ashman

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

BREAKING: Harchester United have signed Luke Davenport from Barca for £28m. He replaces the outgoing Karl Fletcher.

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Still 0-0 lads!

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

If you missed the Alex Song red card incident the other night... http://t.co/wRGG3js5Tt

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Is it me or are ITV adding an extra E in all the german players name?

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

ITV💤💤💤💤

[Kristian Sturt @FootieWriter]

#FakeWorldCupFacts

Shouting at the TV makes a difference to the final score.

[Brad @12Bradders]

“@NOT_MOTD: When you’re playing in defence and a midfielder says they’ll cover you...” @Jason2Ashman

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

@12Bradders how you feeling today 💪

[Brad @12Bradders]

“@LadHumour: You no shit got real when this was wheeled in the classroom... http://t.co/gUdMbQahN8” @Jason2Ashman

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

@12Bradders @90sdecade best game ever!!

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

@12Bradders @90sdecade round yours playing paper boy haha

[Young Boys FC @YoungBoysFC3]

Less than 24 hours till the final 🏆, 1030 kick off at westleigh park, young boys vs castle .. Be there! #youngboys

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

@12Bradders #TBThursday

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Rebates in today, get paid tomorrow, couldn't be a better start to the week 💷💷

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Nice £200 win 👍💷

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

You know you've had a busy day when your phone battery still on 90%

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Holiday all booked 👌

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Liverpool and Man Utd's tactics explained.

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Congratulations @JackSackman @cupcaketwit x

[Jason Ashman @Jason2Ashman]

Anchorman 2 is the funniest thing ive seen all year