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@Peal8888 Who’s the band?

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@KarlApexFit Am I allowed to hop and swing my arms? Does it account for my multiple sports-related ankle injuries?

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@CoachDanGo 92% of statistics are made up on the spot

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@Smoore1117 @Ticketmaster Need lottery draws and limit 4

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@gbyelauren

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@gbyelauren Everything ok?

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@aiApotheosis @TRHLofficial 9 mostly older men die in a 14 year span. That’s insane. Must be a conspiracy.

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@ThoNg676733 If I’m ever forced to jump off a high dive I assure you my FIRST sure as hell wouldn’t be backward

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@Brink_Thinker He now thinks his mom is a witch

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@ReddCinema Prison has the real cream filling

[Senate Budget Democrats @SenateBudget]

MURRAY: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate?

DAHL: Yes.

MURRAY: And the rate for someone making $1 million?

DAHL: 2.2%.

MURRAY: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.

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@AndrewDBailey Blasphemy

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Trump supporter calls one Black woman a b*tch and assaults another because he doesn’t want to remove his Trump hat to obey the rules against wearing campaign paraphernalia in the polling location.

This is the prototype racist Trump supporter.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump’s dirty election night trick doesn’t work if you know it’s coming. Let me explain.

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@lawindsor Brilliant comparison, Lauren

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@MeezyBlvd Sorry to bring bad news but this doesn’t end at 35

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@AMAZlNGNATURE What if the fish asked him to do it just for fun?

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@JohnParmesanX @nbcsnl Or you can be open to humor and experience laughter in life. But I know you have marching orders to boycott certain brands so this was a non starter for you.

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

How it started. How it’s going.

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@TomKingTK Sheldon Cooper would have a stroke