Jason De Arté ☘️

Personal Account/Not Work
Owner of many bad ideas: DO NOT FOLLOW
python/c++/enUS/dad/nerd/spectrumy, Software/Build Engineer on Attractions & Imagineering stuff

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"An exciting upgrade to your billing experience!"

Spoiler Alert: It's a lie

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Remember that one time where the battlenet team wrote everything in coroutines, but world of warcraft was built with what was a current version of visual studio that did not - and they insisted we upgrade?

I didn't until I had a weird ass dream last night.
Code dreams are weird.

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Rocky Horror on GMA shocked me out of bed, in a way that a drunken high school presentation only could.
choir harmonics = good
range of lead = not so good

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@zeeg Fight the power!

Don’t be limited to integers or base10

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@zeeg "Animal Style Fries" are a lonely plea for help.
Fries+Cheese+1000island+GrilledOnions
I imagine they're good at 1am after binge drinking.

Don't drink so I wouldn't know for sure. Could you test it for me?

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Whenever I read Hugging Face, I process it as Face Hugger.

I blame the more normal aspects of my childhood, and video games - awesome videogames - for the mixup

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@zeeg yes, who will donate them to someone else, & then in a few years you'll see some documentary where some guy driving a truck somewhere in the world - wearing them.

You can have a new office game: Track the Swag

https://t.co/SciLBw5uPD

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Devil's advocate here: If the law says that if you don't register, you go to jail. But if you do, nothing happens, why wouldn't you register? Maybe b/c you didn't think it measure up to the level of a "foreign agent"?

...just trying to rationalize it

https://t.co/zPrwVMJq1p

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I've been using Claude to make a few native swift apps & everything is fine when use my familiar IDEs and command line compilers. OK, the syntax of Swift is different - but I can read & edit it.

It all turns to garbage when I try to use xcode. Who designed this POS UX?

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Tell the world you're a racist without using the word racism..
https://t.co/nvyty575Xt

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I honestly has the best of intentions of working from home today.
8:00 attended meeting
8:30 stood up to stretch
12:00 college age son asked if I was going to get lunch.

I don't even remember crashing on the bed. Glad I didn't break my glasses

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That's a cool idea, unlike yesterday's crazyness.
(hour passes)
that was not a cool idea. WHEN WILL THIS FLU END?

Next day...

damn it. this is the 4th day of this BS

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on episode 10 of Maul - shadow lord
#spoiler
Why doesn't he talk?

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dayquil is not working.
day 5 of I hate my life.

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I code reviewed all 285 Merge Requests that I came up within my Fever Dreams.
Not a single one of them waited for payment confirmation.
Each one was between a wheezing coughing fit.
I f*cking hate the flu

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Don't think it's the illness talking, but I need to get into the SaaS market & UTTERLY DESTROY some crapware that I've used at work.

Hard part is going to be pretending to be a douchey salesperson.

Maybe I can drive by a car-lot and yell "WHO WANTS TO SELL SAAS ON COMMISSION"

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Cold or Alergies or Flu or Covid or the mysterious hand of an invisible demon attempting to choke me from another world.

Today is a sucky day

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@TerribleMaps subfilter by those that have theme parks
California: Disneyland
Florida: Disneyworld
New York: Legoland

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There are days when i feel more autistic than not, like when wanting to track the distribution of numbers from okta sent to prove a certain repeat pattern.

Just a little more sample data & i know i help them fix their bugs

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I must admit, that there are certain portions of the Venn Diagram that I overlap with this on.
Like, in it's entirety.

https://t.co/biPkjlQipV