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love a laugh ? We're all good

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Went for anal bleaching but they couldn't find my anus. So in the end i had to dye rectum.
#1PUN

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If the drugs don't work, Mr Richard Ashcroft, why would you offer to sing in my rear again?

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What a goal!!!

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Man Utd mourns Gary 'Mani' Mounfield, Stone Roses bassist and lifelong Red, who has died aged 63. His song 'This Is the One' is iconic at Old Trafford. A true club legend. https://t.co/72IGmvcOvG

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Telephone Preference Service https://t.co/2FWVzS9V1H

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Cylinder-ellla
#ASongOrMovieForRoundObjects

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BALL-E
#ASongOrMovieForRoundObjects

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Bake another little pizza my heart #AllAboutBakingInASongOrMovie

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House of the rising bun #AllAboutBakingInASongOrMovie

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12 hungry men #AllAboutBakingInASongOrMovie

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Do not lower or remove the £20,000 annual cash ISA allowance - Petitions https://t.co/dcLwjBVDq0

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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But after looking through her
knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for
me.

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Dame Patricia Routledge, famed for playing Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances, has died aged 96. Her award-winning career spanned TV, theatre & Broadway. She was made a Dame in 2017 for her contributions to the arts & charity.
https://t.co/zkHTH5a9EL

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We are going to break the biggest STORY for Manchester United.

The source is within #mufc. We were held back since Monday morning from breaking the story.

Please be ONLINE at 5pm. @ManUtd #mufc

Fireworks 🧨

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R.I.P

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Ricky Hatton, 46, has reportedly died at his home in Gee Cross, Greater Manchester. Greater Manchester Police say a body was found at around 6:45 am on Sunday, September 14. The death is not being treated as suspicious.

More: https://t.co/1lvdApYR64

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Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

[UtdJay_7 @Utdjay_7]

Manchester United are closing in on Belgian GK Senne Lammens 🇧🇪🧤. Personal terms almost agreed as the club looks to replace struggling Onana. Talks ongoing to beat competition from Europe. #MUFC #Transfers #Lammens #PremierLeague

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The club is now negotiating a transfer fee with Lammens' current club, Royal Antwerp, who are seeking around £17 million.