Jason Gotlieb

strictly business.

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In Greece if you cut a tomato you can smell it across the street

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Gonna start sagging my pants and showing ass

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New year new toothbrush

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Call me William Carlos Williams I just ate a plum

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Eventually we will all be sunken with the titanic

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Been texting with my bodega guy

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If you’re gonna bred something stop fucking around and make a sandwich

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the difference between an omelette and a scramble is I can't fit enough stuff in the omelette so it ends up all scrambled

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let’s go Knicks

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This is what the onion volcano has come to I’m done

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Too drunk to swipe

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I’ve never had a bad meal in my life

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@Apkoh hell yes

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But all my weed from the farmer’s market

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I really just wanna eat pasta

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@GFOTY 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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If I had a big company I’d layoff everyone I hate my coworkers

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there's a madonna tour now?

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@hamsterfeed I liked it wtvr