Jason Hatrick

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Awkward day for the US today, what with having to honour the memory of those who fought and died to stop the spread of fascism.

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But I don’t want to go to the thing. I want to have gone to the thing.

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@MarkHamill It’s not me either. This is good, we’re narrowing it down.

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@emily_murnane Who buys a cradle for a fetus they’re not keeping?

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Happy final year of the 2020 trilogy everyone!

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And thus a new pornhub category is born.

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I just want Campaign 3 to have @VoiceOfOBrien play Luke Brenatto, @LauraBaileyVO play Kaylie, they fall in love, and we watch @samriegel play Veth and Scanlan meeting at the wedding. #CriticalRole

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I am Usnavi, you probably never heard my name, reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated. Exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is whack because I immigrated from the greatest little spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished in squalor. Grow up to be a hero and a scholar

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This just in: man who once played a vampire who wore really good sunscreen to go out during the day is embarrassed by modern super hero movies. #StephenDorff #BlackWidow #MCU

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It’s important for Montrealers to eat a non-St Viateur bagel every now and then, for reference. #Montreal #montrealbagels #Stviateurbagels #bagels

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Is this the first time Montreal has gone to the Superbowl since the last time Montreal went to the Superbowl?

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Check me out live at 8:00pm EST on the brilliant Elspeth Wright’s Battle of Wits!

https://t.co/d7djcAriR2

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me: Why did you--?
my wife: For chaos reasons.
me: ...I have no further questions.

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@paulashcomedy Psychiatrist is a type of scientist.

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If any of my scientist friends can explain to me why I woke up with the theme song to Full House stuck in my head, I’d love to hear it.

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Am I playing #Hitman wrong if, after a year of lockdown, I load up a mission at a fancy hotel in Thailand and instead of killing anyone, I just ignore the mission and enjoy the amenities the hotel has to offer? @IOInteractive @Hitman

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Can we all just agree to call it Wingter Soldier for short? #MCU #FalconAndWinterSoldier #MarvelStudios #Marvel @AnthonyMackie

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You can now watch @CriticalRole campaign 2 for about 3 weeks straight without stopping, and if you do @matthewmercer will emerge from your bathroom mirror and tell you to get some sleep.

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An open letter to President Biden.

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Do you miss Saturday morning cartoons? Get a Spider-Man fix with charming and delightful commentary by watching @kmckinney721 and I stream Miles Morales on Twitch! https://t.co/YksQfZ23Nm. #MilesMorales #PS5 #SpiderManMilesMorales