Jason Haymond

Father of my children, husband to my wife, politically active Nutella eater.

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@BradenDisguised Approval? More like forgiveness!

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@EpochsOfEngines @japan_nobunaga You know that's an excellent way to say it.

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@mpandrzejewski @japan_nobunaga That's a beautiful way to say it. No one "in the know" is answering online.

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@WaitWhat Hahaha, didn't even notice until I read this one!

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@SGTWipper1Each Mine is almost identical to an old TV. Only noticable when it's quiet, or if I think about it. Once in a blue moon it sounds like CoD when a bomb goes off nearby. Quickly fades away like it, too.

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@elegantlyxtrm @BlackBlessedLDS We hold baby blessings, baptisms, etc, privately. (Not on "stake baptism day", baby blessings at our home)

Mostly because it feels special and more spiritual, but also because it helps ex/non family feel welcome, loved, and not pressured.

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@it_unprofession Truly shocked to find that you weren't the one executing the actual attack.

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@LargeInStature_ @No_0ne__1 I honestly feel that way about my phone number anymore. I've had it for 20 years, I guarantee everyone and their dog already has it. Why bother changing it?

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@rcardo03 @pbabinski91 I'll agree with that. There are no other legitimate claims to apostolic authority, in my opinion.

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@amelia_tweetz More than anything, I think I wanted to have a family. I'm sitting in my lovely Chrysler Pacifica with my four beautiful babies in the back. My paycheck doesn't come from where I expected, but I pay for a good life with my family.

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@gwowls I roast people that say that to me on Reddit. HEAVEN FORBID we seek out a virtual community for advice. Maybe instead of taking the time to write, "Google it" you should just keep scrolling if you don't know how to explain the answer, Carl.

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@trwexpress @FiredUpCoug My kids think I'm lying when I tell them about the five for five.

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@Sarahsred7 Or sitting in a circle, semi circle, etc.

Sometimes I share my thoughts, sometimes my thoughts are just for me. Don't make me shift gears to share with the group if I'm not in a place to.

Okay, I very often share my thoughts. But my point still stands.

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@messedupfoods Not sure if I love this, or hate it. I love pbj, and I don't mind playing with trowels, but this looks both great, and unsettling 😂

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@Emet_or_Death @GuyInco15542744 My best interpretation is that Jesus was talking about temporal marriages, not made under eternal covenant. There were no sealing ordinances performed at that time, in that dispensation.

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@CyWassom @Manhattva I often don't love the multi lane ones either. Especially when I'm in a semi. People don't understand that I need, and WILL be taking all of the lanes. Very slowly, too!

But I love single lane traffic circles.

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@nicoraytruth What a beautiful explanation of why we go to the temple. Thank you for your Christian friendship to our faith, and for focusing on our shared belief in the saving power of Jesus Christ!

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@Mormonger Got me for a second there 😂

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@ThisMomSaid @UnpolishedSaint Just to sell grippy socks! But I'll have someone else start a competing company so we can start a sock war. We'll both win if we're genuinely competitive!

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@UnpolishedSaint @ThisMomSaid Hmm, you're giving me an idea...