Jason Helfgott

Chase Bernstein's favorite comic in Los Angeles

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Due to the coronavirus pandemic, louie ck is masturbating without an audience.

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Thanks for the podcast cover art tips!

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It feels like there’s a country music awards show on every week

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I NEVER KNOW IF I'M DOING THIS RIGHT https://t.co/6reResmL6a

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These Jeffrey Epstein jokes. I'm hanging on your every word.

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There was a time when you could go to Walmart and shop for a murder kit, without the fear of being shot to death. Not anymore.

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My Netflix special is gonna be called Resume Playing

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I drank coffee, smoked weed, and ate cold, left over pizza, all by 10am!

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I'll be in Los Angeles August 6-13 if anyone has any shows I can jump on

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I tried stand-up comedy to see if I like taking group photos

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i drink gatorade water. after i finish a bottle of gatorade, i fill it up with https://t.co/k37kFf6Nye's like water, with a hint of mango extremo

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any musical comedy acts I know incorporate recorded(radio) songs into their act?

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I had to follow the comedian earthquake one night. I was like, "if that was earthquake, then I'm after shock"

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some of these earthquake jokes are registering really low on the richter scale

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Thank you to Rishi, Caleb, Miguel, Vladimir, Ryan, Lucy, Amanda, Abby, Jennifer, the cockroach, and Joe, for making the very first Dirty Work a huge success! Details for the next Dirty Work coming soon!.

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I heard what could have been either gunfire or fireworks in my neighborhood last night. I was the one pulling the trigger, but it still could have been one or the other.

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I hate corn tortillas, but love flour tortillas. Which is weird, because I love eating corn, but hate eating flour.

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Check out this Meetup: DIRTY WORK https://t.co/Dw3IRpGlET #Meetup #LosAngeles via @Meetup

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BAD SLAVA APPROVED https://t.co/DNCnQuAlqi