Jason

Texas day worker. Money talks, bullshit walks.

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

How the hell do you have a commercial about joining and atheist religion after the state of the union address????!!!!!

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

You don’t get as far when you piss off the help. You get what you pay for but you don’t get anywhere pissin people off. You don’t own people. You certainly don’t gain any respect by not looking out for them or their things either. Fuck you if you are that person. #ranchin

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Repost for a chance to win this signed Adolis García baseball and World Series Championship beanie!

[Matt Yanick @MYPrecisionAg]

Unreal 😂

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Coming home to the Metroplex! #WentAndTookIt

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

They won it! They fuckin won it!! #rangers #WorldSeries

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

#rangers got me up in my feelz tonight. I’ve waited my whole life to watch them play like this in the World Series. Literally.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Game WON. #WorldSeries

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

You can bet that, never gatta sweat that.

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

I’m about tired of working my ass on these scratch off lotto tickets and not getting paid $1,000,000 for my time.

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Availability is the most important ability. - @joethomas73 hall of fame speeches always hit a little different.

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Trying to teach a 5 year old how to open and shut gates is a little tougher than I expected. He hasn’t quite figured out they’re all shitty in a different way. #ranchin

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

I can’t be the only one that thinks the band kiss looked like a hand full of nice black mot faced cattle. #agtwitter

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

I’m not even sure if all my exs still live in Texas

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Sure sign of getting older. You start running out of friends in your phone that don’t have kids, to send the “happy Father’s Day!” joke to. #yaneverknow

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Going on vacation for the first time in like 7 years and for once I don’t feel guilty. #notranchin #imonvacation

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Went to a special cow sale today and told my banker I was ganna buy 10 more cows. So I compromised and bought 23 and a bull. #ranchin

[Football Texas @NTfootballUT]

@RichOToole East Texas says hold my beer 😂

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Ranchin around Aspermont, Tx this week.
On another note does anyone know if @_megmoroney likes cowboys?

[Jason @JasonLaird3]

Looks like a good time to be in the insurance business.