Jason Pankratz

singer, bass player, baroque dancer

[Jason Pankratz @JasonMpan]

@julespenner @canadapostcorp I hate this. Had a near miss on my bike yesterday too. So scary. Glad you’re alright

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A good read for all my man-friends

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

[Jason Pankratz @JasonMpan]

@tiffanybor Always wash your hands with an avocado pit

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@julespenner @shawnmicallef @shannonmattern Apologies

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@julespenner @shawnmicallef @shannonmattern Wait, you use a MacBook while driving?

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@idreamofpeepee SACRILEGE

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@idreamofpeepee 🫠

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@julespenner @ScottGillingham I’m pretty sure it’s just a kid on Bowman’s shoulders in a trenchcoat

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@idreamofpeepee I was just talking about this. Wild to imagine

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@mattxiv Can someone PLEASE put the instrumental track from Mambo No 5 under this?

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@JenZoratti @WitchpoliceFM That’s a big awww shucks from me @JenZoratti

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@New__Wales Hawt!

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@robertlouis33 This is very embarrassing! Is it a scam to get people’s security question answers?

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@actorlbd Yupppp

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@JennArndt I believe this is called aging

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#Heardle #8

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The 1 second club….

[Jason Pankratz @JasonMpan]

@robertlouis33 Ooooofffff

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@robertlouis33 These are two evenly matched teams… not sure who that speaks more poorly of

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@idreamofpeepee They’re all getting ready for their hot person Groundhog Day sex parties….

[Jason Pankratz @JasonMpan]

I understand that there are people who have spent their entire lives playing and studying Football, but I’ve done a bit of my own research, and I believe Aaron Rodgers is a bad quarterback.