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Anne Geddes Baby

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I wish I could be brushed like a cat

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@PCFinancial fix ur app tysm

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This weed store resume is perfect, no notes.

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Everyone in Sex Education dresses like Weird Barbie

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Came to the toad for soul night, turns out it’s the anniversary and there are like 4 other people here so that’s great they are thriving exactly like I expected

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Co worker threw out $40 worth of Chinese food that I ordered the same day, and said “sorry the cleaning list said to disinfect the fridge” LOL WHAT

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Sorry did you guys hear me - Cousins is open COUSINS IS OPEN

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Tonight I got pizza bite and went into cousins ya i went into cousins yes they’re alive

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Ok

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@TomCruise can u confirm

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Tom Cruise HAS to show his belly in every movie he’s in or he gets ANGY

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Been stealing plants from work and the rush I tell you, absolutely stellar

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No money for bathrooms at splash pads.
No money for public transportation.
No money for trees.

Fuck the police.

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Houston Properties is trying to increase our rent by 89% - what do we do

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Somewhere out there one of you named your dog Jalapeño Pupper and THATS why the world is going to shit

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Bf being “sexy”: I’ll read you an excerpt from the star trek technical manual

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Bf got us a Switch I am losing my mind we are never leaving the house again bye!

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I haven’t read Ulysses but I have spied every item in I Spy Extreme Challenge so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - an old note in my phone

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Just learned you all in America dont have the Burger Family at A&W? WHO R U EATING THEN

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The Buffy ep where Xander looks into the hyena puppets eyes and then turns into a mean guy is the silliest plot in the world

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Cat smells like Le Labo have I achieved greatness?