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my doctor says i’m normal

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@SnacksJokesDope u take that back! it’s instantly good!

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k i won’t be mad but, did you cook fish in the toaster?

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xoxo, science world.

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i bought a chocolate bar after work and immediately got in the car to go home but i forgot to open the choco so i was like ok i’ll open it at the next light and i kid you not i hit every green light the whole way home. as if eh?

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fkn brr out here today

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having your lunch at 9am is awesome when your legs are jets

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just like my aunt sisters

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crape dayum

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i was born to speak in borken english

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@kidsthesedayz i’ve been wearing two skirts lately. it’s good.

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there’s a crow outside my window chanting, “one more song!”

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@yawnstant litcherally

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“red lights really get on my nerves. i would tear them all down.” - my uncle

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today i gave my dishwasher a brand name detergent pod as a treat.

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@MightyWatcher bad-to-the-bone person

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@yawnstant im so glad they’re saying that

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just realized that adult sized party hats are actually gnome hats and my world has forever changed

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@yawnstant .69

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they should let me make up grocery prices.