Jason Octopus

heck-a-queer, ftm octopus, I like some plants

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to everyone.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Now why’d he delete?

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

The neighbors across the street who like to honk their car horn repeatedly at their screaming children after 11pm also have these small dogs that regularly make noises like they're murdering each other but sadly they never succeed

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

@ClaireMax It sucks that the government is trying to make my life more difficult just because the richest man ever is having a disappointment about how one of his kids turned out. 😔 Like dude you make 13 of something and expect them to all come out exactly the same how you wanted.

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

@notcapnamerica A murder but not a crime

[Masculine Jason I Jason Collins (230k) @masculinejason]

I don't think there is a single bigger turn-off for me than this type of message:

Hello?!?!
I guess you're not interested.
That's rude to leave me on read.
I guess I'm not your type.
etc.

There are a million reasons someone may not respond right away that have nothing to do with you. A lot of time I may read a message while I'm driving or at the gym or I'm in the middle of something and want to wait to respond later when I can give it my undivided attention.
Something may come up, or I might just forget. If days go by with no response, the correct response would be:

Just following up with you or wanted to make sure you didn't miss my message by accident.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Good morning,

[Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove]

Just in case it wasn’t clear:

You can’t kale and quinoa your way out of measles.

Measles is a VIRAL infection—it is not a nutrient deficiency.

Cases in the US occur among nourished people.

The common thread?

Not being vaccinated.

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

Horrific capitalist dystopia: She makes $72K/yr but lives in a Ford Fusion. She can't afford rent in Seattle

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

@emiliuhhhhhhhh They're so obsessed with you

[Sabre @bottleneckloser]

Slaying so hard the government has it out for me

[cez @cezthesocialist]

*taps the sign*

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

If you are MAGA I am kindly asking you to unfollow or block me. Thank you so much!

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Too many people take biomedical innovation for granted.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Proof that even wild cats are Cats!!

[Jason Octopus @JasonOctopus]

@ShouldHaveCat Looks like someone's fursona

[Wowzerz @VVowzerz]

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. IF YOU DISAGREE GTFO YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN FREEDOM.

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

she loves her bed

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

racism is crazy bc I would trust this nigga with my life if he can parallel park a semi without even being in the damn truck????

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Just an FYI: Medicaid fraud is rarely perpetrated by beneficiaries. The fraudsters are almost always the doctors and CEO's that administer Medicaid. For example: when a doctor charges the government $600 for an $8 breast pump and pockets the cash and the third party administrator takes a cut.