Jason Statham

Fake fakity fake FAKE!!! Not Jason. :-)

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@cococream88 I'll have....some.....LOL

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@cococream88 Well, I'm shy and timid so I guess I like a little attention. :-)

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

All right, I'm off this account for now, might be back later, might be tomorrow, might be yesterday, but sometime in the universal timeline.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@LewisH1 Love you more, sweetie pie. LOL

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@cococream88 Nope, a hormonal 15 year old boy. *awaits sarcastic comment about my age, meant to hurt my self esteem* tee hee

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@LewisH1 Love you.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@AMANDATROCIOUS I'm not a wuss, I'm a MAN!!! *whimper*

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@cococream88 I was indeedly very bored, I was a confused lil boy. haha

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@AMANDATROCIOUS Did that all ready, it hurt. A lot.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

WHO HATES ME?! Cos I'mma throw an oversized caterpillar at you!!! :-)

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@Aliciaxx Awesome.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@xSecretxNinjax I'm everyone's hero, even if they don't know it.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

RT @beakinstrengh: @JasonStatham1 u can fuck ur mother >> I will and she'll enjoy it!!.............wait.....

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@mattrandall25 Haters do indeed suck, they suck the scrotum of large mammals. Mm-hmm.....

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@ellebees Well I disagree!! hehe

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

I'm apparently flooding feeds with my totally awesome tweets. Coolio.

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@ellebees But my fuckery is so awesome!!

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@jensta26 *slaps self* I keep forgetting!! Sorry.....

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

RT @pekav: whoever is hating @JasonStatham1 can go fuck off!!! >> Yeah, you...you... bas.... you knobs!!

[Jason Statham @JasonStatham1]

@jensta26 I'm great, thank you very much. hehe