#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel says he would probably only cut off half of a very important appendage for a Super Bowl.
“I mean, I’d probably cut it in half. Leave her 6.” 😂😂😂
(🎥 @BussinWTB)
Corn on fire 🌽🔥
Corn Inverse Strengthening 📉
Foreign Used Cooking Oil effectively worth $0 for import 🇨🇳
Subsidy payments on their way 💸
New President in 10 days 🔸
Dare I say, “we’re back?”
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
My favorite part of this play is that there wasn’t a bone in his body that was going down for a touchback
Buddy was set on taking it back 100yards for a thiccc six
Pro tip. If your kids express an interest in doing rodeo, offer them crystal meth as an alternative. It's much more affordable, it's less embarrassing to the family, and they don't have to wear a ridiculous costume to do it.