Jason Werth

Head tool bitch, grease monkey and plow jockey at Werth Polifka Grondyke Farms LLC Inc. #JustRanchin

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

American players returning to their Canadian NHL teams

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel says he would probably only cut off half of a very important appendage for a Super Bowl.

“I mean, I’d probably cut it in half. Leave her 6.” 😂😂😂

(🎥 @BussinWTB)

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Me watching the waiter come out with sizzling fajitas

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

You dad when you hold the flashlight in the wrong spot https://t.co/hUC8ZbkdEO

[Jason Werth @JasonWerth54]

@danew90 @jasonrlicht Burn the bitch down

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Transfer portal announcement of the year. 😂

[Jason Werth @JasonWerth54]

K State getting the recognition it deserves

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

🚨Week 2 NFL Computer Power Rankings 🚨

Feel free to discuss and debate

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Still thinking about this. Baker is the best

[Jerod McDaniel @JerodMcDaniel]

@LEAADFarms Pin stays with the trailer.

Always.

Also keep a pin in the toolbox for those tools who don’t leave one with the trailer.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

ima tell my kids this was Tim Mcgraw & Nelly

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

USA vs Canada today

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[GrainStats 🌾 @GrainStats]

Corn on fire 🌽🔥

Corn Inverse Strengthening 📉

Foreign Used Cooking Oil effectively worth $0 for import 🇨🇳

Subsidy payments on their way 💸

New President in 10 days 🔸

Dare I say, “we’re back?”

[Jason Werth @JasonWerth54]

@danew90

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Omg I’m gonna be up all night after watching this

“4 quarters of fuck you football!”

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Showing up to Thanksgiving single yet again

[Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" @SteveGleason]

Name the time and place.

#NoWhiteFlags

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

My favorite part of this play is that there wasn’t a bone in his body that was going down for a touchback

Buddy was set on taking it back 100yards for a thiccc six

[Deborah Dauwner @DoubleDauwn]

Pro tip. If your kids express an interest in doing rodeo, offer them crystal meth as an alternative. It's much more affordable, it's less embarrassing to the family, and they don't have to wear a ridiculous costume to do it.