HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta

by the grace of White Jesus(tm) rightful king and Pope of the Conservative Theocracy of Alberta and heir to the conservative throne of Canada

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@CGriwkowsky Definitely not this art.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Today I am pleased to announce the neext critical referendum question in Alberta's ongoing mission to get a fair.

Who would win in a fight be or the leader of the NDP?

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Oh come on, I wrote top secret no girls on my diary for a reason.

[Sarah Hoffman @shoffmanAB]

We have FOIP'ed Jason Kenney’s Calendar for the month of August. We know that days and days go by without so much as a phone call, let alone a meeting. That’s not the calendar of someone in charge. (1/2)

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@cmlangner and my mom could totally beat up her mom.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Don't you dare hold a meaningless unenforceable referendum on this. That is MY THING!!!!

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@CGriwkowsky or complete lack of one.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@Drew__Barnes Damn it Drew these dog whistles are trade-marked property of UCP incorp and it's subsidiaries. You are not authorized to blow anymore.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Really excited to announce the best Rememberance day ever!!!!

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@albertaNDP Look I gave them the number for the payphone in the gas station down the street from my resort. If they needed me they could have called it and left a message.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@CGriwkowsky so sometime after the 8th and 9th wave in 2025.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@RachelNotley However, if you are interested in what I keep in my diary, particularly during the best summer ever. Check out @JasonKDiary

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Look I would take the calls but you try to find a pay phone in Europe these days.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Hey, you can harass my staff and question my ethics but don't you dare malign my BUT.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@LukaszukAB @jkenney Hey my career is in great shape. I could be king of any failing province that always votes conservative no matter what.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@Dave_Khan Well immediately after I got back from Europe, slept off the jet lag, met other Jason and the boys at the skyplace for some bargain whisky, mentored mini me harper and made the referendum went my way.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

They are not the same elites I hung out with this summer right?

[Jason Nixon @JasonNixonAB]

We're focusing on working with industry to reduce emissions.

The NDP is focusing on hanging out with European elites.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@JasonNixonAB Damn straight I know for a fact that other Jason has personally killed more horses than the NDP and liberals combined. Damn things do nothing but spew CO2 all over the place. Slaughter them and mine sweet ethical coal from their bones.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

@PierrePoilievre Remember Always the conservative Creed, Do as I say not as I do.

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

Psss Hey Justin, I didn't really mean it just have to look tough for the Yellowvest and Wexiters. You are still going to bail out the @Alberta_UCP right?

[HRH Jason Bumbles Kenney of Alberta @Jason_Kenocchio]

The federal government sucks. They are the worse government in the history of Canada. Justin is such a poopy head.