Jason Spoon

father, husband, and sports fanatic. shitty golfer too, but don’t tell anyone.

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

Our boy Reggie.

[Doge Van @ballsdeepindoge]

You rescue a dog thinking you’re changing their life. Then they change yours.

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

RIP fridge.

[Hurricane Harry™️ @TD_Harry89]

My childhood is officially gone

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.��

I’m such a good husband.

[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

He is Risen.

Jesus Christ is King.

Happy Easter ✝️

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

HAHAHAHA YES

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Lt. Denniston Moore—

It aches the bosom that you have been relieved of duty. The last two annums have been filled with joy & despair.

They will sing songs of our victories against the Dairy Platoon and our heroics in ballistic maneuvers.

You remain written in my story.
—CW

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

What a day huh?

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

This morning, no matter how we vote or what banner we stand under, we should be on our knees.

Our sons and daughters are in harm’s way.

Today is not a day for argument or political advantage. It is a day for prayer — for the protection of heaven over our troops, for courage in the field, for clarity in the fog of war. And for wisdom — deep, steady wisdom — for our leaders and for our President as they carry burdens few of us can fully comprehend.

When a nation takes bold action, the cost is never abstract. It is borne by families, by service members, by generations yet to come. So we pray that every decision is guided not by pride or anger, but by discernment, restraint, and a sincere desire for peace.

May those entrusted with planning and command be led by conscience and by a spirit greater than themselves. And may the people of Iran — the Persian people with their ancient and noble heritage — one day be free to stand, to rebuild, and to chart their own course toward liberty and human dignity.

God protect our troops.
God guide our leaders.
And may peace, rooted in justice, be the final outcome. @SecRubio @DeptofWar @realDonaldTrump #IranRevoIution2026 #prayforpeace #godsavetherepublic

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

Thank god for men like this that let us sleep peacefully.

[Eric🎙️ @ThereWBBourbon]

This is the most CW5 face of all time.

Chief Eric Slover, forever hero and legend.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂 hilarious.

[3rd Line Ehlers @Press1forClout]

Coming this Sunday 🇺🇸

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

🐻⬇️🏈

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Ready for the show ⭐️

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

Prepare for Sunday. The silence of the rams. 🐻⬇️

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Must Watch: NFL Films released a behind-the-scenes look at the Bears' historic comeback against the Packers.

What an incredible video 🍿🔥

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Not. Done. Yet.

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

@CaptCSWilliams Just when I thought I saw the last post of the season. …….

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments.

A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle.

The knees of the enemy are bent.

Good. Better. Best.
—CW

[Jason Spoon @Jason__Spoon]

@paytonsun Bearbonnais

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Let’s go win a football game today Chicago.