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[Miilato @miiilato]

the lion doesn't want multiple girls in his dms

he just wants to find his weirdo and disappear

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

feels like people meet me and they’re like wow yeah that is a great girl for someone else to date

[ricki lord @ricki2901]

Me watching England exiting tournaments every 2 years

[Jake 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @jakonian]

I do genuinely think that if you had school start closer to 11AM and end around 5PM, you'd see a sudden drop in energy drink consumption amongst pupils.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if i sing around you, i am 101% comfortable with you.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sometimes i wish jobs didn’t exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[♛ 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧 @Be_Like_Lucian]

Weed pens are so convenient that sometimes you don’t even be wanting to get high, you just see it sitting there.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that lets me forgive myself

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i wish it was socially acceptable to stay silent and stare off into space during any interactions

[𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐧🍥𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐰𝐭 ⋆. ୨୧˚⋆ @Rinn_3x3]

Your body not letting you cry is 100x worse than actually crying

[amen @amen_handle]

when you experience a piece of media and enjoy it but forget everything about it immediately so you can’t talk about it without looking like a larper

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

sometimes i avoid talking to people because i think they'd like me better as a concept.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

whenever someone is nice to me i feel like they're doing it in the way you would be nice to a make a wish kid. is this normal

[々 @ayospawned]

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached