Jasper ➐

Call me John cause I ain’t Cena bitch worth my time

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just got my legs blown off by a whoopie cushion

[banvault @banvault]

He's kinda like anthony bourdain but for his own special interests

[Camille 🌸 @CamilleAnSich]

The proletarian solution to overheating

[Thalmor Simulator @MageFromArena]

@imagesaicouldnt Don't even need the toilet. Just sell it for more kratom money

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Europeans realizing ISIS suddenly started to speak Spainsh after Spain spoke up against "Israel"

[Pribaris 🇲🇻🇺🇦 @Pribaris]

??? Who asked?

[えむ🐒 @emukaasan]

初めて一緒に温泉旅館に行ったんだけど、6ヶ月赤ちゃんは富士山に向かってひたすらプランクしてました👶🏻ｷｬﾜｲｲ

[Marina @CYTRIXBUGS]

How it feels when the person you were trying to kill and eat gets away

[Nutri-Grain Apple Cinnamon FC @GetRitchDieRyan]

for you page is dialed in today

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Definitely going to use a similar logic in all tabletop roleplaying games from now on.

This is one of my favorite tweets ever. You?

[GOODSHOW @YourTShirtSucks]

@SEXUNDVIOLENCE Good #fuckdemkids #WeNeedMoreSluts